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Go *mess* Your Self by Markenny(m): 3:17pm On Jun 09, 2009
A boy and his grandpa are out fishing. The granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy say Grandpa, can i have one of those? Well Grandpa replies "is your penis big enouch to touch your asshole? to which the little boy responds "no" "Then you cant have one."A while later, the grandad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, " Can i have one of those?" Grandpa says "is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the litte boy responds "No". "Then you cant have one" Later on, Grandpa and grandson go the the store for food and they each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy shouts, "I just won $5,000!" Grandpa says, "That's great! You're going to split that with me, right?"The little boy asks, Grandpa, is your penis big enouch to touch ur asshole?" "Yes," Says
then go *mess* yourself
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Ben13: 3:22pm On Jun 09, 2009
na wah o. . . who brought me into dis place cheesy
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by tytylayor: 3:54pm On Jun 09, 2009
y u con dey laff
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Ben13: 4:16pm On Jun 09, 2009
I never knew I selected a laff emoticon
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by dani1luv: 4:34pm On Jun 09, 2009
so. . .
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Abbygyal(f): 4:55pm On Jun 09, 2009
Markenny:

A boy and his grandpa are out fishing. The granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy say Grandpa, can i have one of those? Well Grandpa replies "is your penis big enouch to touch your asshole? to which the little boy responds "no" "Then you cant have one."A while later, the grandad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, " Can i have one of those?" Grandpa says "is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the litte boy responds "No". "Then you cant have one" Later on, Grandpa and grandson go the the store for food and they each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy shouts, "I just won $5,000!" Grandpa says, "That's great! You're going to split that with me, right?"The little boy asks, Grandpa, is your penis big enouch to touch ur asshole?" "Yes," Says
then go *mess* yourself

. . . k undecided
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Markenny(m): 5:07pm On Jun 09, 2009
na sooo
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by StudioCFR(m): 5:10pm On Jun 09, 2009
sad
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Markenny(m): 5:47pm On Jun 09, 2009
u got problem with that?
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by StudioCFR(m): 5:54pm On Jun 09, 2009
Te heehe hehe
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Markenny(m): 6:23pm On Jun 09, 2009
ist wie bekannt die u dont u sprechen? huh
gut gehen mess yourself
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by StudioCFR(m): 6:29pm On Jun 09, 2009
epanchement dencore une autre baise des harangues. . go vous meme
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by dani1luv: 6:33pm On Jun 09, 2009
sad

Studio again
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by tytylayor: 6:57pm On Jun 09, 2009
see studio wan start madness again o,lmao cheesy cheesy
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Jeovy(m): 7:00pm On Jun 09, 2009
disgusting joke. yak cry
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by StudioCFR(m): 7:04pm On Jun 09, 2009
Tit.

see ya head cheesy



jeovy,

seconded
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Jeovy(m): 7:08pm On Jun 09, 2009
oga, how u dey? u don chop this evening?
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jun 09, 2009
lmao sad
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by sylve11: 7:10pm On Jun 09, 2009
Jeovy, how ur own be? cool

@studio, me i  go  beat u wella and nothing go happen cool


@ibkaye, how r u toady? cool
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Nobody: 7:12pm On Jun 09, 2009
@sylve
very fine thanks, you?
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by StudioCFR(m): 7:14pm On Jun 09, 2009
Jeovy:

oga, how u dey? u don chop this evening?

my boy, i dey fine jare.
u , wife and children nko? lol
erm, i never eat. u wan carry me go Tantalizers Ni?



SYLVEX,
no bring that your MILITANCY BELIEF come here abeg






Lie Lie baby.
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Markenny(m): 7:22pm On Jun 09, 2009
u are really grazy, go mess urself
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Jeovy(m): 7:23pm On Jun 09, 2009
Sylve,
am good and u?

ibk,

lmao too

studio,

tantalizer today again, guy u dey rag for world grin
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by sylve11: 7:26pm On Jun 09, 2009
ibkaye:

@sylve
very fine thanks, you?


Even Baba God knows u r too lovely to be ignored cool


Studio CFR:



SYLVEX,
no bring that your MILITANCY BELIEF come here abeg




I hope sey u no dey use brain dey beg me to apply sha.? cool
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jun 09, 2009
Jeovy:

Sylve,
am good and u?

ibk,

lmao too
Right cheesy

sylve11:


Even Baba God knows u r too lovely to be ignored cool

Lol huh cheesy
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by FELORE(f): 9:53pm On Jun 09, 2009
cheesy[b] Found dat hilarious actually lol [/b]
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by naijababe2(f): 10:54am On Jun 10, 2009
nice yoke!!! lol
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by parki: 11:27am On Jun 10, 2009
abi o grin
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by biola44: 12:04pm On Jun 10, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by parki: 12:08pm On Jun 10, 2009
u beta go see an optician

i bet he will tell u, u r short-sighted
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by Lolabbey: 1:08pm On Jun 10, 2009
and so do u
Re: Go *mess* Your Self by sylve11: 1:12pm On Jun 10, 2009
nice one mama cool

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