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Man by biola44: 12:34pm On Jun 11, 2009
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Re: Man by lysaa(f): 12:36pm On Jun 11, 2009
u don pass ur chem 101 be dat.

think i've seen this one b4 tho
Re: Man by okunrin3: 3:14pm On Jun 12, 2009
wink

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