Uhmmmm dunno if u guyz have read/heard dis b4 and if u have, den my bad

neways enjoi

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

“What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

“You bastard!” says the husband, “My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”

lol

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.

“Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.

However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. “Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,” he chuckles. “My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn’t even have a penis!”


(copy and paste o! so d likes of studion and odas abeg make una no chop me!)

huh

Lol. . .she has an inviscible pennis

takes one to know one. . .

who be this again?

i wonder oooo

she just dey spoil face anyhow today

guess no one is on ble's side today

guess u are here for her

:p

bloody errorfulneous emoticon!

she don begin fight wiff innocent emoticons

lool

na wah for the gurl o jare

if d gurl (also known as ble) catch u. . . .hmmmn

yh . . .nt suprised

@bleship

hold ur piss mon bon bon!!!

wats dis?
ppl hvn fun?
wat?
NO FUN ALLOWD ON DIS FORUM!!!
all of u line up 4 firing squad!!!

oh shullup u

*drags her ova nd exposes her left breast 4 my 1 of congolese baboons to suck*
nw stay lik dat 4 3hrs!
dats ur punishmnt 4 2dy, try dis 2mrw nd i myt nt b in such a charitable mood!

on a long tin, just touch my top alone and see d almighty slap u will get

*abbygyal servin her punishmnt*
serves u ryt!!!
by d way, u do luk stunnin in dat picture!

the second joke was good.

Stale

u don start?

gunpoint:

*abbygyal servin her punishmnt*
serves u ryt!!!
by d way, u do luk stunnin in dat picture!

why did u put ur birth pic on d net. . .? absurd


@studio
ur problem