Tell me who I am,

My salary cannot and won’t be enough to make a very good pot of soup.

I collect my salary up front on the road, which is far much greater than my salary.

I only get strong,mad and furious at innocent,defenseless and harmless citizens but get cold,weak and timid at the guilty, strong and harmful citizens.

I am the number one victim of the so-called thing I am to stand against.

Even when all things do not seem right, to me they are “all correct”,

Whenever there is a problem between the rich and the poor, I stand for the rich as they are always the high bidders even if they are right or wrong,

I give out my main weapon of operation to the one’s I am to fight against and when their evil deeds are done, we share the loot 50-50.

I go to my mission field with den/toy/hunter’s gun against a sophisticated criminal.

I am the total opposite of the things I swear to stand for.

The illiterates/recruits amongst us are far much greater than the educated and trained ones amongst us.

I watch the real people(criminals) proudly grace the television screen, hit the newspaper, magazine pages smiling at us while all I do is hail him and wish I am him/her.

By now you should have known who I am,

But if you still have not known who I am ,

I am a NIGERIAN POLICE

you're a very confuse young man.

how can you ask a question and answer it in the same breathe b4 anyone could say blah. . .

abi o

@topic
i think u are a nobody

You are a Quickie.

The problem with this "joke" is that it defies convention. From the beginning everyone had the Nigerian police in mind as a possible answer to your "riddle."If it was a joke you would have given us the opposite of what we were expecting. . .For instance it might be a more spontaneous "joke,"if ur answer was : Overseer of redeemed church. . .U know that controversial guy with a private jet.

I'm just saying. . . . . . . .

I'm just saying. . . . . . . .

don't ever be caught

chei. . . i laughed so hard at the joke that my Laptop joined in the lafta

am i suppose to join u and laff but anyways whenever u want me to laff can u give me a sign prick

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Quite confusing

mykali:

chei. . . i laughed so hard at the joke that my Laptop joined in the lafta

very funny

its not funny to me

lazy joke

my mouth aches

na tht cheap paste wey u dey always use

please try cogates and tell me hw u feel afterwards

clemcykul:

my mouth aches

repete

@parki
u need lashing *grins wickedly*

@replies
lwkmd

if i die, nobedy go post for nld again, coz i go carry d site go wit me and all d pple wey dey there

is dis absolutely necessary?

stop spoken ingrish and talk sense.

how to make sense wivout english? hmmm. . . search me!