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Joke Of The Week by odogwutochukwu: 3:47am On Feb 12, 2016 |
JOKE OF THE WEEK!!!
A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air,
as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot
announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are
sorry to announce that one of the engines has
stopped working while the remaining one is
not functioning as required therefore, we may
crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that
everyone should reconcile with God and settle
every issues that need to be settled.”
At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife Ellista
and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your
sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine,
we had several abortions she has even planned
to poison you on our returned from Italy so that
the both of us will elope for the U.S.A please
find a place in heart to forgive me. She
responded “No problem dear” She continue,
“since it’s a confession moment, let me also
confess. Please
you must also forgive me oooo, John and
Esther among our three children are not your
biological children. Your biological child is
Victoria the rest belong to Eti Your best friend.
You also remember
you were rubbed by arm rubbers last year?” He
answered “Yes I remember” she continues “I
actually set you up by some gangs who rubbed
you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend
Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford
University in England. Even now as we are
talking, I have arranged for your death
through hired assassins on our return.” Mr. manji
responded “no problem I have forgiven you.”
Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the
pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is
like you people are powerful men/women of faith
because, God has answered your prayers, thetwo
engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of
safe landing” At that point, the whole passengers
became mute
instead of celebrating the good news. One of the
passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must
crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane”
everybody shouted “YES oooooooo”
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Re: Joke Of The Week by Emac34: 4:27am On Feb 12, 2016 |
Re: Joke Of The Week by petkoffDrake(m): 9:41pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
Haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaa |
Re: Joke Of The Week by Matthewise: 4:56pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
lolz |
Re: Joke Of The Week by SELFCONTROL(m): 10:31pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Lollz |
Re: Joke Of The Week by confi4all(m): 10:58pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Me that plane must crash o |
Re: Joke Of The Week by eminent007(m): 12:36am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Either the plane crash or I crash it. Either way, it must crash sha. |
Re: Joke Of The Week by odogwutochukwu: 9:07pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
As in......... na must.......... the plane must crash |
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