What goes round the World, but stays in a Corner?

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Please somebody!

Bring something that'll challenge not irritate!!!

woah i see someone is in a good mood ok here is another one for you guys:

PROFESSOR TUNDE AJEGUNLE WAS IN CLASS ONE DAY AND ASKED A STUDENT AT RANDOM TO COME TO THE BOARD.
THE PROFESSOR TOLD FEMI: "I WILL WRITE YOUR EXACT WEIGHT ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER, IF I AM WRONG I WILL PAY YOU 10000 NAIRAS BUT IF ITS CORRECT YOU WILL PAY ME 10000 NAIRAS"
FEMI THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE AND SINCE THERE WAS NO SCALE AROUND, HE THOUGHT THAT NO MATTER WHAT THE PROFESSOR WROTE ON THE PIECE OF PAPER, HE WILL SAY HE WEIGH MORE OR LESS.
SO FEMI SAID "OK".
AT THE END, THE BOY ENDED UP PAYING THE PROFESSOR, HOW DID THE PROFESSOR DO IT?

and also:

CHIEF OBALOGUN OKAFOR is a Nigerian who now unfortunately resides in the Republic of Benin, why cant he be buried in Nigeria?

He is not dead yet.

MRbrownJAY:

woah i see someone is in a good mood ok here is another one for you guys:

PROFESSOR TUNDE AJEGUNLE WAS IN CLASS ONE DAY AND ASKED A STUDENT AT RANDOM TO COME TO THE BOARD.
THE PROFESSOR TOLD FEMI: "I WILL WRITE YOUR EXACT WEIGHT ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER, IF I AM WRONG I WILL PAY YOU 10000 NAIRAS BUT IF ITS CORRECT YOU WILL PAY ME 10000 NAIRAS"
FEMI THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE AND SINCE THERE WAS NO SCALE AROUND, HE THOUGHT THAT NO MATTER WHAT THE PROFESSOR WROTE ON THE PIECE OF PAPER, HE WILL SAY HE WEIGH MORE OR LESS.
SO FEMI SAID "OK".
AT THE END, THE BOY ENDED UP PAYING THE PROFESSOR, HOW DID THE PROFESSOR DO IT?

he wrote your exact weight on the piece of paper

GeeCee:

He is not dead yet.

I havn't killed him yet

yes you are both right

MRbrownJAY:

yes you are both right

Is a lie, I said killed and he said dead. Someone has to be killed first before dieing. I got it first

ok sorry you misunderstood me since i posted 2 quizzes.
[size=15pt]CEE CEE and DOMINIQUE are right[/size]

am not surprise u're a 9gerian, so rigging is in ur blood

aw!

its only fun quiz brothas!!!!!

ok here is another:

one saturday evening MR and MRS ADEWUMI were in bed each reading a different novel. it was very late and suddenly NEPA don take light.
they were in complete darkness so MR ADEWUMI threw his book on the floor and went to bed while MRS ADEWUMI continued reading, how is this possible?

is DAT a riddle?

does it look like one?

Nope. It looks like an insult.

MRbrownJAY:

its only fun quiz brothas!!!!!

ok here is another:

one saturday evening MR and MRS ADEWUMI were in bed each reading a different novel. it was very late and suddenly NEPA don take light.
they were in complete darkness so MR ADEWUMI threw his book on the floor and went to bed while MRS ADEWUMI continued reading, how is this possible?

em. . . em she wore night vision goggles
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She has a torchlight by her side (at least thats what i normally do)

opps sorry for the first silly answers

MRS ADEWUNMI IS BLIND AND CONTINUED READING WITH HER BRAILLE.

when I asked, is dis a riddle?
It wasnt rhetoric!

@blissieng
its more of a brain teaser which is an adult version of a riddle
if you want riddle let me give one
i am something, i'm white on the inside and brown on the outside. . .
what am i?

ha ha ha.

customer 4 wetin?

Domi, no mind me jare! just catching mi fun.

u be DRY OLD coconut.

dominique:

@blissieng
its more of a brain teaser which is an adult version of a riddle
if you want riddle let me give one
i am something, i'm white on the inside and brown on the outside. . .
what am i?

u only wash the front of ur white boxer and dats why its brown inside. Dirty boy

Bros, you be coconut now. . .