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Too much bad thing,

Gb

Anyone else watch criminal minds in here? Seriously it's one of the best shows i've seen

Criminal minds, cold case.

Ffc

@poster, your joke is off the hinges! Nice one man. @dummies, chuck rhymes with f**k.
Dan1luv, abeg borrow dem brain o! Since na only u get d joke. Romade, vry unlike u? Wetin happen?

Yup, anyone who can call themselves goodass must be something to behold from behind & somethin to hold from behind. Catch my drift? (just realised that goodass might not be female)UNCLE SEUN, PLS LET GENDER SHOW IN WAP2 ABEG O! 'cos i no fit use chelsea wash eye o!

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For An angel - Paul van Dyk
(torrent or limewire it & listen up wit headphones. Change ur world bruv)

Lol. Clemcy cover it up! What are those? Tits or slippers? Jeez!

*What is invisible & smells like carrots? Rabbit farts!

*A blonde walked into a bar
Ouch!

*It feels so good, it feels so right, i just wish it wasn't 2500 a night.

* Studio, Try not to let your mind wander, it's too small & fragile to be out by itself

*If god wanted ppl to be gay he'd have created adam & steve.

Duh!

Lol. 'Na real attack of the newbies'!
The thread's funny if u laugh at the poster & not his jokes. Since i enter nairaland (2003) i neva see dis kind hungry joke o! Abeg wetin do sam milla?

Why, thank u miss. Someone with good taste at last! Happy easter gab

& somehow it's my fault that you lack the intelligence to understand the joke? godd abeg o!

Ouch!

Oooh! I'm scared! Uncle studio's gonna get me! On a more serious note i do respect women, i just don't think a person's gender should allow them get away with stupid talk. Right? right.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A little boy just fell down in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
The little boy had his bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Micheal jackson's nickname is bubbles.
'Nuff said.

I beg oooo! Cos i no fit use chelsea wash eye o, & i no go fit use harpic brush teeth o! Abi u fit use sandpaper clean yansh? Didn't think so. Happy easter y'all.

Larayat, i'd like to think you haven't read the original i beg ooo thread as opposed to you being a complete retard & making comments about a thread you don't understand.

Y'all managed to let studio mess up the last thread, from street slang it became 'studio's 45 mins of fame'. Plss ignore it(sorry, him)! Cos i no fit use don simon drink garri o! And i no fit blow condom use decorate my pikin party, use snake knot tie! È jooo o! I no fit queue for express o, i no fit use igbo do éfò o! No fit use nepa pole do chewing stick o, no fit use gabrywyl do wife o!

big ups2 all yall who complemented my humble thread, frm the responses its obvious im not the only one who's really lukin 4ward to getting off dreaded mtn! bt an EDGE network? WAT WERE THEY THINKING! any tips for browsin on d PSP? this sh@t's killing ma fingaz!

dem don come, rates are as follows. any comments people?


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Satellite ke! them dey rily vex come o! abeg oga mustay is that why one doesn't see thier signal with this network select thingy? pls fill us in & which year them wan release the damned thing. getting impatient

so far i haven't enough material and proof to cause the kind of stir needed to retrieve our monies. LAREZ please send details and copies of the discrepancies. i'd . like to talk to you over the phone. please give me a call . thank you 07035111650

This thread is dedicated to the staff of uba nigeria, who happen to be the most inefficent persons i've had the misfortune of dealing with, ALSO to the staff and management of interswitch nigeria, for providing such excellent debit card services and skillfully ignoring nigerians who have been robbed by thier system.
for the second time in less than two years, UBA and thier pals at  interswitch have refused me access to my funds, and to call a spade a spade, robbed me. the first time it happened i changed my pin to my birthdate. on subsequent transactions, it claimed i made a mistake with the password. fine. went to the bank and they gave me thier standard reply"there's nothing we can do about it" now the money i paid into my new xchange card has been credited to the account(according to this here piece of paper labeled "Quickteller" yet at the ATM machine, it says 82.00 naira. i paid in the money on the 30th of june and till now the thirteenth of july i'm yet to recieve  my money, or even a reply from interswitch who i've sent a million mails to, not to talk of an apology. The real problem with nigeria is that nobody talks about things like this and we let coporate bodies get away with murder. on the thirtieth of this month july, i will make this public through at least 5 dailies at my own expense. HAVE ANY SIMILAR HORROR STORIES? THEN REPLY THIS POST AND JOIN THIS FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE NIGERIAN PEOPLE. 07035111650 aaron m.

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Dear Nairalanders,
I've been nominated to sell 3 plots of virgin land @ Bashorun Estate, Near isolo, Mushin local Govt Area, Lagos state @ two million naira(Negotiable) per plot belonging to my father and wish know if any of you or your businesses are looking for such a property. or can connect me to persons interested in the land. Please get back to me so i can know your stance on this issue.
blubadd2002@yahoo.co.uk
+2347030289970
Aaron C. Momoh

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Dear Nairalanders,
I've been nominated to sell 3 plots of virgin land @ Bashorun Estate, Near isolo, Mushin local Govt Area, Lagos state @ two million naira(Negotiable) per plot belonging to my father and wish know if any of you or your businesses are looking for such a property. or can connect me to persons interested in the land. Please get back to me so i can know your stance on this issue.
blubadd2002@yahoo.co.uk
+2347030289970
Aaron C. Momoh

Dear Nairalanders,
                        I've been nominated to sell 3 plots of virgin land @ Bashorun Estate, Near isolo, Mushin local Govt Area, Lagos state @ two million naira(Negotiable) per plot belonging to my father and wish know if any of you or your businesses are looking for such a property. or can connect me to persons interested in the land. Please get back to me so i can know your stance on this issue.
                                                                                                                                                                                  blubadd2002@yahoo.co.uk
+2347030289970
Aaron C. Momoh