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EducationRe: My Son Doesn't Respond At School! A Confused Father Needs Help, Pls by 2pens: 1:34pm On Jul 12, 2016
Ijesha78:
Please go and read about "Selective Mutism". Sounds like you may need to take your son for an assessment. A little girl in my family was like that. We had to engage the services of a speech pathologist. Selective mutism is due to social anxiety but can be reversed.
Does the girl now communicate well amidst of strangers
EducationRe: My Son Doesn't Respond At School! A Confused Father Needs Help, Pls by 2pens: 1:25pm On Jul 12, 2016
It is very likely your child is introverted.Introverted children do not really enjoy being around strangers and will seek solitude but such children will seem extroverted when around an environment/people he/she is used to being around like his/her family and friend(if he makes friends,they usually have small circles of friend).Google and read more about this personality type and how to care for them,it may be of help
ComputersRe: How To Repair Corrupted Hard Drive/memory Card by 2pens: 1:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
I have tried this before but the micro sd does not clean
PhonesRe: Etisalat Introduces New Data Plan by 2pens: 12:25pm On May 04, 2015
It is not working,what am getting is "you are not elegible for this service".Maybe it is not for everybody
RomanceRe: 55 Crazy Thoughts A Girl Has When She Needs To Shit At Her Boyfriend’s by 2pens(op): 6:46pm On May 02, 2015
This is true,ladies what do you think tongue[color=#990000][/color]
Romance55 Crazy Thoughts A Girl Has When She Needs To Shit At Her Boyfriend’s by 2pens(op): 6:43pm On May 02, 2015
Every woman, at sometime in her life, has faced the undeniable dilemma of needing to use the bathroom around a man.
Every woman has faced the tug of warbetween her head and her bottom. Every woman has cursed God and herself for having such a thing as an anus.
For now, there’s nothing to do but either get used to the pain or learn not to give a f*ck. I strongly suggest the latter.
At the same time, however, I still pray for my daughters, and their daughters, and their daughters’ daughters because ladies, this is just the beginning of a lot of sh*t you’re going to have to put up with.
So for all women either just experiencing the pain or looking for some compassion, here are the irrational thoughts we’ve all had before taking a sh*t at our boyfriend’s place.
1.F*ck, my stomach hurts.
2.I shouldn’t have eaten that Thai food.
3.I just shouldn’t eat anymore.
4.No, no more eating.
5.That’s it, only celery and water.
6.F*ck, I’m hungry.
7.F*ck, I don’t know if I can hold this one.
8.Does he live near a Starbucks?
9.Of course he doesn’t.
10.I should just go.
11.But I don’t want to go.
12.But why should I have to feel bad about going?
13.I mean, if we’re going to be serious, then he’s going to have to know.
14.If he loves me, he won’t care.
15.If he’s a real man, he won’t care.
16.But what if it’s too soon?
17.What if I turn him off forever?
18.Sh*t, I’m going to fart.
19.I’m going to fart.
20.No, I’m going to hold it in if my life f*cking depends on it.
21.But which is worse?
22.Maybe if I fart, I won’t have to sh*t.
23.If I could just let out a little gas, maybe the pain will go away.
24.But what if it makes noise?
25.But what if it smells?
26.There are just two of us here.
27.He’ll know it’s me.
28.A smelly fart is way worse than a sh*t.
29.F*ck the fart.
30.I could probably wait another hour.
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CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego In Hot Bikini (photo) by 2pens: 6:03pm On May 02, 2015
Beautiful but I prefer more meat
PoliticsRe: Hajiya Talatu Starts Trekking From Kaduna-abuja To Celebrate Buhari (photo) by 2pens: 5:55pm On May 02, 2015
Seems like this is the new trend now,but i should be getting ready to walk to.
FoodRe: Delicious Or Detestable? See How Frogs Are Prepared In Benue (PHOTOS) by 2pens: 5:15pm On May 01, 2015
Toad is delicious....visit amoobayo..com
PoliticsRe: Photos From 2015 NEDG Presidential Debate, GEJ Present, GMB Absent by 2pens: 5:53pm On Mar 22, 2015
Why organize a debate when they already know GMB won't be there
FamilyRe: Photos- House Help Brutally Beaten By Madam by 2pens: 5:01pm On Mar 22, 2015
tiamiyukunle69:
This is child abuse. She ought to face the wrath of the law

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