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Jokes Etc › Bbm Chat LWKMD by 2pixx(op): 8:35pm On Nov 09, 2013
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Jokes Etc › C Wetin ASUU D Cause by 2pixx(op): 8:19pm On Oct 30, 2013
Comment 4 ds guy

Nairaland General › Re: Mysterious Winner Takes Earth Messages In Brazil, London And New York by 2pixx(m): 8:48pm On Oct 28, 2013
I swear!!!! goal.com and samsung are behind ds weirdos...d are only pple carryin d news!!!!ask me y
Music/Radio › Re: What Are Your Top Five 5 Favourite Songs At The Moment? by 2pixx(m): 5:01pm On Oct 12, 2013
1.Demi lovato ft naya nivera-here comes the sun
2.Ed sheraan-give me love
3.Tinie tempah ft john martin-children of the sun
4.Inyanya-le kwa ukwu
5drake-hold on we are goin home
Official top 5 songs
Fashion › Re: Where To Get Denim Jacket In Nigeria? by 2pixx(m): 9:05pm On Oct 22, 2012
Can I c a sample of the jacket
Jokes Etc › Re: Apkors Get Seduced By Ekaite...funniest Joke Ever Damn! by 2pixx(m): 7:37pm On Oct 21, 2012
Dumb ass! close dz thread asap
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Fastest?? by 2pixx(m): 7:54pm On Oct 10, 2012
D 2nd 1,,dts d ansa
Jokes Etc › Re: Man Calls Police After Daughter Refuses To Buy Him Beer:: by 2pixx(m): 5:04pm On Sep 28, 2012
Big tym goat!
Jokes Etc › Akpors No D Take Last Atal by 2pixx(op): 11:09pm On Sep 27, 2012
Akpos :- Papa, See my
result, Na me carry 3rd.
Papa Akpos :- Hahahaha,
Akpos Akpos! Na now I
know say na me born you.
Akpos :- Shey I tell you na.
All those time I dey carry
35th..Na the teachers dey
do ojoro, They know say I
too brilliant.
Papa Akpos :- I believe you
my boy. Na now I fit buy
that Bicycle wey you see
for Papa Metus shop !
Akpos :- Papa na u biko.
You get mouth pass
BasketMouth.
Papa Akpos :- but, Who be
the two idiots wey pass u
sef Akpos?
Akpos :- Na one WIZARD
wey be Isaac and one
WITCH wey be Patience.
Papa Akpos :- No mind
them, You go show them
next term. But who you
come pass na? I no say
dem plenty and you no fit
mention all of them, I just
wan know how many of
una dey class.
Akpos :- Na just the three
of us I don mention so na...
Isaac, Patience and Me. Na
just the three of us
PRINCIPAL put for
Elementary Class 'F' !!! Na
im Akpos papa just land for
floor, gboossa, faint o!!!
Uttrrtu
Jokes Etc › Baptism Of Akpos by 2pixx(op): 4:23pm On Sep 27, 2012
Baptism of Akpos
After dipping Akpos three times
in water, Bro Peter said to him,
"You are now a new creature,
your name is no longer Akpos
but Paul. From now onwards,
You don't eat meat, our church
eats only fish!!!
On arriving home, Akpos that is
now Paul was served jollof rice
with enticing chunks of meat,
he reflected for a moment,
then dipped his meat in water
three times and said, "from
now on, your new name na
fish, not meat"!
Jokes Etc › Cosmic Rays by 2pixx(op): 9:01am On Aug 16, 2012
pls switch ur phone off 4rm 12.30 to 4.30 am due 2 cosmic rays, failure to do that ur fone might metamorphosis to BB PORSCHE
Jokes Etc › Re: One Gal Send An Sms by 2pixx(m): 7:59pm On Aug 15, 2012
Send me ur shit
Jokes Etc › Re: Differentiate Between Michelle Obama And Patience Jonathan by 2pixx(m): 7:53pm On Aug 15, 2012
oge4real: Ques:What are the differences between Michelle Obama and Patience Jonathan?

Ans: 1. Michelle is the backbone of her husband while Patience is her husband's backache. lipsrsealed
mitchell not a ghost worker buh patience a ghost worker
Jokes Etc › Akpos Goes 2 Skul by 2pixx(op): 7:50pm On Aug 15, 2012
Akpos went 2 skul 4 d 1st time nd taught he was a kid

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