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U're once like him wen u av ordinary O'level.

Mat wetting no b my fault nw.............4 me ama dreamer boy, anytym wey I dy urinate 4 ma dreams den, it took effect in real lyf............buh tnk God 4 ma lyf I don stop am since I ws 8yrs.

Her mum iz whaoh.

For the good people of the State of Osun, the future starts today
with the inauguration of Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola for a well-
earned second term in office as their helmsman. With his
antecedents and a stellar performance he has merited the
appellation of ‘symbol of good governance’ in the state.
Having earned his spurs, the second term looks promising, even
enticing. There is much to look forward to. For a start it will
provide the symbol with the much needed opportunity to
consolidate and institutionalize the gains of the first term. This
is of fundamental importance. For it will ensure that the
template will not be undone in the future.
Institutionalising the gains is vital for future good governance.
As Napoleon Bonaparte has very sensibly pointed out,’ Men are
powerless in their (inevitably futile) attempt to dictate the
course of the future, only institutions can do that’. He is correct.
In his own case for example, no one today really remembers the
decisive game–changing military victories such as the battle of
Austerlitz. Napoleon is remembered today for the Code
Napoleon which is the ground norm of French law.
What this means is that the future can only be guaranteed when
all the decisive game–changing innovations exhibited during
the first term are consolidated and codified into
institutionalized frameworks. This is the only way to guarantee
continuity and protect the gains for all time.
Therefore this has to be borne in mind as we set forth an Agenda
for the second term. It is our belief that when the history of our
times comes to be written, the ‘symbol’ will strike two claims.
The first is that by offering an enduring alternative perspective
he has restored faith in the efficacy of good governance.
Secondly, he has re–established a progressive, social
democratic agenda to an understandably cynical electorate.
The two positions are inter linked. For by re-establishing trust in
the beneficial intervention of good governance, he has
demonstrated that government has a decisive and important role
to play in the lives of men and women. In addition it has also re-
established the philosophical thrust of progressive politics. This
is that coordinated government policies will impact on the
common cause. In doing so living standards are elevated by
widening access to education, health facilities as well re–
invigorating the physical and social infrastructure to a more
enduring level.
The alternative perspective which has now been established
puts the human being at the epicenter of all government
policies. In this way trust in the efficacy government has been
reestablished. The multiplier effect of this is that linkages have
been formed; coordinating diverse government policies into one
with a view to elevating living standards, fighting long–term
structural poverty as well as rebalancing the stultified rural
economy.
For example there is a linkage between the educational policies
pursued by the Aregbesola administration and an upward
trajectory in the productive base of the rural economy. To
illustrate by providing free meals we have noticed an increase
in farm production through assured markets and a guaranteed
minimum farm gate price. The resulting increase in production
is bound to naturally induce the emergence of agro-industries of
all shapes and sizes.
Naturally the increase in employment generation, widening of
the tax-base and a subsequent increase in the government’s own
internally generated revenue base will become noticeable.
It is this form of linkage that will have to be intensified in the
course of the second term. The structures already created in
every sector will now have to be refined, constantly finetuned
and fundamentally institutionalized. Aregbesola has already
shown the efficacy of policies which trigger off enduring
multiplier effects, they must now be deepened.
An example is the key role of agriculture. In the second–term
there must be institutionalized mechanisms to formally increase
production such as guaranteed farm gate prices. Overall the
second term must also look at and seek to adapt from some of
the acclaimed measures of Brazil’s BOLSA FAMILA
PROGRAMME which was developed to pull millions out of
poverty. Luckily programmes such as the school meals already
reflect shades of Bolsa Famila and are achieving the same
effect.
In our next edition we will conclude our exposition of what in
our opinion should be the policy thrust for the promising new
administration that takes off today.




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THE Presidential Declaration Committee (PDC) is
working on putting up what it terms Mother of all
rallies for the formal declaration of President
Goodluck Jonathan to run in next year’s
presidential election.
The committee, which has selected the Eagle
Square, Abuja as the venue for the event, is
working towards preparing it for a hitch-free
exercise slated for next week Tuesday.
The Nigerian Tribune gathered in Abuja that the
chairman of the 117-member committee, Dr
Haliru Mohammed, has told the members that
they were selected because of their capacity to
pull off the mega rally and has therefore directed
them to suspend anything they might have been
doing in their private capacities in order to
concentrate on the declaration event.
The former acting national chairman of the PDP,
was said to have argued during the last meeting
of the committee that a “suitable platform must
be created for the President to answer the
clarion call from Nigerians to contest the
election.”
A source told the Nigerian Tribune that
Mohammed told the committee members that
“this will be a mother of all rallies, the very
reason for assembling this great cream of
Nigerians, who are successful in their various
vocations to plan for this event.”
It was further learnt that the committee was
mindful of the limited time left, before the
declaration date of November 11 and therefore
wanted members to create time and take the
assignment seriously.
The PDC was set up October 23, following the
one-week ultimatum issued by the PDP for its
aspirants to pick their expression of interest and
nomination forms.
The committee has nine subcommittees
including venue/decoration, mobilisation, media/
publicity, logistics/transportation, finance,
protocol /entertainment, security, event/
programme and medical.
The Nigerian Tribune also gathered that the
security sub-committee has already been
directed to liaise with relevant security agencies
to provide general security around the Eagle
Square prior and during the event and to ensure
orderliness, safety and decorum, during the
event.
The decision to set up the PDC was reached after
a meeting of party leaders and governors elected
under the PDP presided over by President
Jonathan at House 7, Presidential Villa, Abuja.
The meeting resolved to set up the committee
with representatives from the six geo-political
zones of the country naming Mohammed as
chairman.
The committee was given the mandate to choose
a date between November 7 and 15 for the
formal declaration.
Aside Mohammed, other members of the
committee are Senator Ken Nnamani (deputy
chairman), Senator Anyim Pius Anyim
(secretary), with Professor Rufa’i Ahmed Alkali;
Julius Imagwe, Dr Baraka Sani as members.
Governors representing zones in the committee
are Liyel Imoke, Cross River (South South);
Theodore Orji, Abia (South East); Olusegun
Mimiko, Ondo (South West); Dr Mua’zu
Babangida Aliyu, Niger (North Central); Ibrahim
Shema, Katsina (North West) and Ibrahim
Dankwambo, Gombe (North East).
National Assembly representatives include
Senator Hosea Agboola (Oyo), Senator Ahmed
Makarfi (Kaduna), Honourable Bitrus Kaze
(Plateau) and Honourable Salmas Badru (Ogun).
The Federal Executive Council (FEC) is
represented by Minister of Petroleum Resources,
Mrs Dieziani Allison-Madueke; Minister of Police
Affairs, Alhaji Abduljelili Adesiyan; Minister of
Women Affairs, Hajiya Zainab Maina and the
Minister of Federal Capital Territory (FCT),
Senator Bala Mohammed.
The PDP also has official party representatives
on the committee, which include the deputy
national chairman, Prince Uche Secondus; Benue
State chapter chairman, Chief Emmanuel Egbo;
national women leader, Kema Chikwe and the
North West zonal chairman, Ambassador
Ibrahim Kazaure.
Other PDP members in the committee are
Senator Stella Umo, Senator Walid Jibirn,
Ibrahim Bunu, Reverend Jolly Nyame, Senator
Aneta Okon, Peter Obi, Mrs Remi Adiuku Bakare
and General A. B. Mamman.
The president also personally appointed Halima
Alfa, Nigeria Ambassador to Netherland; Dr
(Mrs) Nimota Nihinlola Akanbi, Micah Yohanna
Jiba and Sam Ikon as members.



www.tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/20738-pdc-plans-mother-of-all-rallies-for-jonathan-s-declaration

NIGERIAN business mogul, Alhaji Aliko Dangote, has
retained his position as Africa’s richest man with a
$25 billion net worth.
He has held that position for the fourth successive
year.
Globally, the influential Forbes Magazine rates him
on the list of 25 richest people in the world.
Dangote is ranked 23 up 43rd among the 100 richest
persons in the world.
The Nigerian businessman with interests in cement,
sugar, beverages and petrochemical is said to be
presently the first black man to break into the rank of
top 25 richest people in the world.
Mike Adenuga, owner of indigenous telecoms
company Globacom, was next to Dangote on the list
with a wealth of $4.6 billion, maintaining 325 position
in the world, while Folorunsho Alakija, with $2.5
billion, was 687 in the world and Abdulsamad Rabiu
ranks 1372 in the world, with $1.2 billion.
Meanwhile, Bill Gates is back on top after a four-year
hiatus, reclaiming the title of world’s richest person
from telecoms mogul, Carlos Slim Helu of Mexico,
who ranked number one for the past four years.
Spanish clothing retailer, Amancio Ortega (best
known for the Zara fashion chain) retains the number
three spot for the second year in a row, extending his
lead over Warren Buffett, who is again number four.



www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/dangote-now-23rd-richest-world/




9ja no dy cari last

NATIONAL Chairman of All Progressives
Congress, APC , Chief John Oyegun, and Governor
Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State, yesterday in Owerri,
Imo State, decried the widening gap between the rich
and the poor in the country and urged wealthy
Nigerians to assist the less privileged in the society.
They spoke during the distribution of empowerment
kits to some physically challenged persons from
within and outside Imo State, by Kpakpando
Foundation, set up by Senator Osita Izunaso.
Governor Amaechi, who was represented by his
Deputy, Tele Ikuru, said: “God has a way of caring for
those who care for others, especially the less
privileged in society. I urge all well-to-do individuals
to think of channeling some of their God-given wealth
to the service of their fellow citizens.”
The governor noted that in establishing the
Kpakpando Foundation, Senator Izunaso sought for
the well-being of the disabled and not for selfish
reasons.
On his part, Chief Oyegun, noted that works of charity
helps to improve the lives of the less privileged.
While appealing to the recipients to profitably utilise
the empowerment materials given to them by the
Foundation, Oyegun equally reasoned that “being
economically self reliant would uplift them from the
state of want to being employers of labour.”
Earlier, Executive Secretary of Kpakpando
Foundation, Prince Ezennia Ogbuehi, explained that
the foundation, established nine years ago, now had
on its roll, over 1,500 persons with different
disabilities across the country.
“We cater for their educational, healthcare and
economic needs. Presently, we have 500 members on
our scholarship scheme, while we have set up skills
acquisition businesses for over 200 members”,
Ogbuehi said.




www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/oyegun-amaechi-decry-widening-gap-rich-poor-people/

Plz...........must we pay the skul fees b4 registration

The Minister of Education, Malam Ibrahim
Shekarau yesterday said that the Federal Government
had released N500 billion to the education sector for
the settlement of pending arreas and allowances
saying that the issue of strike as means of settling
disputes in the educational sector would soon be
over.
Shekarau spoke during his official visit to Federal
Government-owned institutions in Lagos State
yesterday.
“By the grace of God, we have seen the end of strikes
in our various institutions. The Federal Government
started addressing all pending issues in the sector.
Over N500 billion has been released to the education
sector for this purpose, ‘’ he said.
The Minister visited the University of Lagos, UNILAG,
Yaba and Yaba College of Technology, Yaba and the
Federal College of Education, Lagos respectively.
On NEEDS assessment reports, he said that the
government would ‘’forward them to the various
governing councils of tertiary institutions for
implementation.”
He further said that measures had been taken to
ensure suspension of the ongoing strike embarked
on by Unity Schools’ teachers in the country.
Speaking while commissioning some projects at
UNILAG, he said that there was need for the
improvement of education sector in the country,
adding; “Education is an ever growing institution
which will keep expanding. The number of students
has increased and the facilities have not increased
with it.”




www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/strike-education-sector-shekarau/

Former president Olusegun Obasanjo on Monday
collected his electronic National Identity Card from
the National Identity Management Commission
(NIMC), after spending over 10 minutes to activate
the card as well as its inbuilt applications.
Obasanjo, who in his characteristic manner of
throwing banters, noted that not many people know
that he has three identity cards.
The former president listed his international
passport, the National Identity Card and his Owu
tribal marks (six lines incisions on each side of his
cheeks) as his means of identification.
Obasanjo, who spoke at his mansion on the
Presidential Hill Top Estate, Abeokuta, Ogun State,
when the management and officials of the NIMC
brought the card to him, also asked how much of the
functions inherent in the e-card would be beneficial
to the people in his Ibogun village and at what cost to
them.
He said,” Not many people know that I have three
identity cards. The first is the international passport,
the second is National Identity card and the third is
my tribal marks. It is not funny that I’m collecting the
National Identity card at a time that I’m unemployed
and unemployable.
“What we have now is what we wanted to do in 1979
but not as complex as this one and also not as
sophisticated as this. Although we are getting the
card late, but we are getting the best that technology
can offer.
“I have my worries and I always express my feelings.
I have got special treatment but how will it be for
someone in my village to be captured?
“How much of this functionality in the card will be
useful to him and how much will be paid knowing
that poverty is still ravaging the rural dwellers. These
are issues you will have to address.”
He said the e-national identity card would not only
help the country in tackling its security challenges,
but would also assist in “intelligence gathering.”





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The All Progressives Congress (APC), Osun State
chapter, on Sunday, advised the standard-bearer
of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the
August 9, 2014 governorship election, Senator
Iyiola Omisore, to withdraw his petition,
challenging the victory of Governor Rauf
Aregbesola before the election petition tribunal.
This development came against the backdrop of
the resolve of the tribunal to give its ruling today,
on the competence of Omisore’s petition, which
was being contested by the Aregbesola’s lead
counsel, Mr Akinlolu Olujimi.
APC contended that Omisore’s petition would
amount to an exercise in futility, saying “from
what the public had seen and heard so far,
Omisore and the PDP appeared to be relying
purely on falsehood, and not facts on the
ground, and their lies are falling apart like a pack
of cards.”
In a release signed by the APC’s director of
publicity, research and strategy in Osun, Mr
Kunle Oyatomi, the party also said the PDP had
withdrawn the celebrated suit, seeking to declare
null, the 2011 elections supervised by the
Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC) of the
Independent National Electoral Commission
(INEC) in the state, Ambassador Rufus Akeju, at
the Federal High Court, Osogbo, through a
motion dated October 15, 2014.
Reacting, the PDP’s publicity secretary in the
state, Prince Bola Ajao, described the claims by
the APC as “another disastrous release from the
restless guilty conscience of a vicious party,”
stressing that “if APC had not rigged August 9
poll, it need not advise anyone challenging its
result to discontinue with the process.”
According to him, “APC as a party is being
hunted by guilt and growing suspicion over its
mindless rigging and subversion of peoples’ will
on the 9th of August, 2014 when the electorate
cast their valid votes to choose Senator Iyiola
Omisore.
Ajao continued, “constant appeal to the PDP and
its candidate to withdraw its case against the
emergence of Mr. Rauf Aregbesola should give
the panel adjudicating on the issue good lead to
properly scrutinize the unjustifiable defence of
APC when the hearing commences”
“They should not develop high blood pressure
now because the real shock await them when the
hearing start as we are fully prepared for them
and already blocked all the potential exits out of
the mess that earned APC temporary joy”, he
asserted.
When contacted, the PDP’s counsel, Mr Kehinde
Adesiyan confirmed the withdrawal of a suit,
seeking to declare the election conducted by REC
Akeju in 2011 as null and void, but explained that
“we want to avoid a situation whereby we would
abuse court process. This is because the suit is a
sister case to the one where we recently got a
judgment in Federal Court of Appeal in Akure”.




www.tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/20425-apc-advises-omisore-to-withdraw-petition-before-election-tribunal

Minister of Transport, Senator Idris Umar, has said the Federal Government has created over one million direct and indirect new jobs in four years through the resuscitation of rail transportation by the President Goodluck Jonathan-led administration.

The minister said this while speaking at the ‘Public Affairs Forum,’ a programme organised by the Office of the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs in Abuja.

Umar described the ongoing construction of new rail lines and rehabilitation of existing ones as a key component of the ‘Transformation Agenda’ of the Jonathan administration, which goal was to reposition the nation’s economy.

He said, “The fundamental goal of the transport sector under the Transformation Agenda is to develop an adequate, safe, environmentally sound, efficient and affordable integrated transport system within the framework of a progressive and competitive national and international market economy.”

Umar further said the rehabilitation of over 90 per cent of the entire existing narrow gauge lines throughout the country was almost completed, noting that the rehabilitation was the first segment of the 25 years railway strategic plan.

He added that the rehabilitation of 1,124km Western rail line (Lagos-Kano) had been completed, while work on the 1,657 km Eastern rail line (Port Harcourt — Maiduguri) was at an advanced stage of completion.

He added that the branch line from Kafanchan – Kaduna was expected to be completed before the end of 2014.

According to the Transport Minister, the Jonathan administration is constructing the first rail line from the Federal Capital Territory to Kaduna, which is a standard gauge rail line, while contract for the Lagos-Ibadan standard gauge double track has also been awarded.

“The Jonathan administration has signed a framework with a reputable Chinese firm for the construction of coastal railway line that will connect 10 states and add great value to Nigerian economy. This project alone will create an approximate 4 million jobs in another five years.

“We have also made giant strides in sea transportation by partnering with the Lagos State Government and the private sector to develop the Lekki deep seaport, while the process for the development of lbom deep sea port in Akwa lbom State and Badagry in Lagos are in progress.”

Umar said futher that the contract for the dredging of critical parts of River Benue had been awarded and would be completed in 36 months, explaining that the government had completed the dredging of the lower River Niger from Warri (Delta State) to facilitate all year navigability.”

Souce : www.punchng.com/news/fg-created-1m-jobs-in-transport-sector/

Every attempt to heal a sick country is an affront to
those who benefit from its sickness.” Bernard
Malamud, in THE FIXER.
Generally, you can assess the quality of a man,
especially a politician by observing those who rise up
against him. General Buhari (rtd) is a shinning
example of such a person. Expectedly, his
declaration for the Presidency, more than that of any
other possible opponent of President Jonathan, had
thrown a lot of people into a manic frenzy. Some of
them are my co-columnists in the Lagos/Ibadan axis
– as papers like PUNCH, THISDAY, GUARDIAN and
VANGUARD are called.
For the purpose of this series of articles, I want to
single out the Professors writing for PUNCH and
VANGUARD, who, are usually erudite, futuristic, well-
informed and reasonably objective; but who have
joined the illogical, and the ill-informed in the pack
attack on Buhari.
When an Area Boy finds himself confronting several
adversaries, at once, he steels himself for battle by
announcing to his opponents, “Ee ti po to [you are
too few for me]”. So, to Professors Abidde, Adelakun,
Akinnaso, Olukotun, of the PUNCH, and our own Femi
Aribisala, I declare “you are too few” for this battle.
Comparing Buhari with Jonathan is like comparing
solid “Iroko” with rotten wood. For starters, every
carver knows that nobody can make a masterpiece
out of rotten wood. And Jonathan’s government is
rotten from the head down. So anybody canvassing
for a continuation of this government should be
regarded as an accessory to the grand larceny going
on now in the name of governance.
For the readers, I said they are too few because,
when reading their articles, one can notice that they
are virtually writing out of the same set of notes –
packed full with their opinions, half truths, some
falsehood and some venom. The bile belongs to Femi
Aribisala, the VANGUARD columnist, who, like Doyin
Okupe, must be operating with a dictionary compiled
by the devil – when writing about Buhari, Tinubu and
APC. Let me assure Femi that we also have a
dictionary at UniJankara, full of hotter words. So
nobody should be under the impression that he owns
a monopoly of such words.
First, the readers of this defence of Buhari might
want to observe that all those mentioned above,
pretending to reflect “the views of Nigerians” are
Southerners, Christians, mostly Yoruba, employed
and well-paid, well- or over-educated, and they
probably have not stepped into Kano, Sokoto, Bauchi,
Nassarawa or Kogi States in the last five years – if at
all. Buhari who they all love to “hate” or “hate to
love”, however is a Muslim, Northerner, Fulani, and
has spent most of his time in the north since
retirement.
The ethnic and religious prejudices, obvious to me,
might be a mere coincidence to them but, there is no
denying the fact that none of that group can sustain
the illusion that they speak for the average
Northerner, ill-educated, unemployed, lacking all the
basic amenities and clinging to life made more
tenuous by Boko Haram insurgency which had
escalated during Jonathan’s tenure of office. None
can because none knows where the shoe pinches;
they write in the comfort of their offices and homes,
proclaiming how millions, who they have not met will
vote in the North especially. This is rotten
scholarship. In fact, nobody among them knows how
most Northerners will vote.
Among their often-repeated fallacies, based on
prejudice, is the charge that Nigerians will not vote
for Buhari because he is a “religious fanatic”. Even if
true, two observations will dispel this rumour
peddled as truth. One, no Muslim in the entire
country had ever mentioned to me that he considers
Buhari a fanatic and none will vote against him for
that reason. The hang-up about Buhari’s perceived
fanaticism belongs to some Christians. Second, one
person’s fanatic is another person’s staunch believer
in his faith. So, “fanaticism” might actually work in his
favour.
Speaking strictly for myself, a Muslim fanatic is
preferable to a wishy-washy Christian. Everybody
knows where the first stands on issues affecting
morality; nobody can trust the second. At any rate,
my own reading of the two Holy Books – Bible and
Quran – has convinced me that there is very little the
Bible abhors which the Quran supports; and vice
versa. Our “Christian” columnists are only raising
false alarm.
Having disposed of that, at least for now, let me turn,
briefly, to the issues of Jonathan’s performance and
corruption. Kindly let me quote verbatim what
Adelakun and Aribisala wrote in defence of Jonathan
and to run down Buhari’s bid for the Presidency.
First Adelakun, in PUNCH, October 23, 2014. “Even
though many Nigerians are probably weary of
Jonathan’s government by now, they are still practical
enough to understand that another four years of
Jonathan’s government will not kill them. It might
bring Nigeria to her knees but at the same time, it is
a pain that can be endured.” [italics mine]. Despite
the use of “probably”, when the word to use is
“certainly”, nobody reading that sentence can fail to
shed tears for Nigeria. When the brightest and the
best expect us to re-elect a President who will not
alleviate their suffering, but deepen them till 2019,
then all is lost.
Let me close this first part by drawing attention to
Aribisala’s statement, undoubtedly made proudly
about “his country”, not mine. “In Nigeria, nobody
gets elected as President on the platform that he is
going to be an anti-corruption crusader when he gets
into office.” Apparently, Femi approves of that
situation and will like it to continue – as long as
Jonathan gets re-elected. This is a Professor? I
thought professors are supposed to be engaged in
advancing positive original ideas, not in telling us to
continue to go to hell, as we are doing now…





www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/comparing-buhari-jonathan-iroko-versus-rotten-wood-1/

Award winning cross overrapper,
Olamide has revealed that it took him
overnight to write the verses of his
hit song, Durosoke. In his words: “I
have always had Durosoke since
when I recorded the YBNL album.
The song didn’t just make the album.
It took me overnight close to four or
five hours to write the song.”
He also added that if he desires to
listen to English rap, Jayz will be his
choice.
“If I want to listen to English rap I will rather buy a
Jayz CD because no matter how good you are at
speaking English you can never sound like an
American. I still believe in indigenous hip- hop and I
think it’s the future of Nigerian music.”

www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/took-compose-durosoke-olamide/

What of grandpa.........I mean Pa Yobo................Dia ris God ooooooooooo

Happy new month of November to all Nairalanders.
May God balance d equation 4 us dis month.
4 me, all I want is gud health, wisdom, knowledge & understanding.
Post ur new month greetings here & ur desire 4rm God ur maker.

D transfer market has closed.

Top leaders of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the South West geopolitical zone have made representation to President Goodluck Jonathan, asking him to return the position of Speaker of the House of Representatives to the zone in the aftermath of the defection of Speaker Aminu Tambuwal.

Tambuwal defected to the All Progressives Congress (APC) on Tuesday, citing political development in his home state.

But the PDP has demanded his resignation, citing infraction to Section 68(1)(g) of the 1999 Constitution as amended.

Acting Inspector General of the Police, Suleiman Abba, also on Thursday withdrew police personnel attached to the Speaker following the defection.

Sources close to the administration, however, said, on Friday, that the President had already received representations from leaders of the PDP in the South West calling for a return of the Speakership post to the one.

The South West was originally allotted the position in 2011. Tambuwal campaigned against the grain of the party’s zoning formula, beating Hon. Mulikat Adeola Akande, who later emerged the Majority Leader.

It was gathered that the PDP leaders believed that the time had come for President Jonathan to put his feet down for the South West and ensure the return of the position of speaker to the zone.

“I can confirm to you that a number of positions have been received by the president since the defection of the speaker. Leaders of the zone that originally had the zoning arrangement in their favour have demanded the return of the position of speaker. Tambuwal originally denied the South West its slot, wheareas the North West where he comes was allocated the position of vice president, he joined hands with the opposition members to pick the slot. Now that he has defected, he cannot be seen to continue to occupy the position,” a source quoted one of the leaders.

The source said that the South West leaders believe that removing Tambuwal at this time would be a big boost to electoral chances of the PDP in the zone at this time.

Investigations by the Saturday Tribune, however, indicated that another school of thought in the party is of the view that a candidate either from North East or North West could be backed as a stop-gap arrangement while the substantive speaker from the South West could emerge after the 2015 elections.

Source : www.tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/20259-s-west-pdp-leaders-ask-jonathan-for-speaker-s-post

How much will it cost 2 acquire a selfcon or probably a room @ main campus.






2 my fellow freshers............congratz
Ama new Computer science student, if any course mate's hia, lemme kw u plz.
Whatsapp : 08100840908

Shame on 9ja football
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Sacking & hiring same coach will ruin our football................where are we going self.

Plz wil uniosun conduct anoda pds supplementary Xam?, cuz I heard dey conducted d xam last saturday. Gat som1 wu wanna obtain d form.

What a lie.........!
She said she can't breathe without me, & she's still alive, how come?
She called me her sunshine, but ama human nt inanimate.
The worst is she called me her life, wat if I'm lost..........will she lost her life?




Watz her biggest lie 2 u?

The newly-inaugurated governor of Ekiti state, Ayo
Fayose, has affirmed that in continuation of his
welfare policy to the people of the state, he will
appoint a Special Adviser on “stomach
infrastructure”.
“Today I declare full stomach infrastructure and there will be a Special Adviser on stomach infrastructure”,
Mr. Fayose declared in his speech shortly after
taking the oath of office at the Samuel Kayode
Stadium in Ado Ekiti, on Thursday.
In apparent response to claims by the All
Progressives Congress that Mr. Fayose won the
June 21 governorship election in the state as a
result of his ability to deploy “stomach
infrastructure” such as rice and other essential
commodities, assured them that the largesse
would continue as long as he is governor.
“I am already grooming your Christmas Chicken
and your bags of rice are coming”, he said to a
loud uproar of approval from the mammoth crowd
that witnessed his historic inauguration
He also said being a governor will not affect the
way he has been relating with the common people.
“I am the governor of your imagination, the
governor that eats amala with you, drinks agbo jedi
and eats boli with you”, he said.
Mr. Fayose’s inauguration was attended by the
National Chairman of the PDP, Adamu Muazu, as
well as governors of Akwa Ibom, Katsina, Cross
River, Bauchi, Jigawa, Kaduna, Abia, Kebbi, Delta
and Ondo States.




www.informationng.com/2014/10/fayose-ill-appoint-a-special-adviser-on-stomach-infrastructure.html

Are you the type dat check 2ru status?, u'll get 2 kw wat I'm saying.
I think the ratio of guy is lesser to girls, but y ar most girls updating dia status with dating,engaged, while most men remain single?.
To girl is dis love or lust?
To guys is dis smartness or u're being wise, abi na ghost dating?

Not gud in math dou, buh let's consult engineering maths.

A guy dated a girl for 3years without sex, even after
their
Traditional marriage the girl did not still allow
the guy to touch her.
So the wedding day was fixed and the day before the
wedding was
the bachelors eve. so all his friends were with their
girl friends
and they were having Fun, so he was very Hot but
his fiancee
turned him down again and begged him to wait a
little longer so
he agreed. At last the D-DAY finally came and the
guy was waiting
patiently for the wedding to be over.
At 6pm the latest couple was at home relaxing so the
guy ask
his wife to come to the bathroom with him but
she said she is shy and can't bath with him so the guy
agreed
so she went to take her bath first and after her bath
she went to
bed while her husband also went to take his bath.
when
he finished bathing he came out naked to meet his
wife who was already asleep so he went to the bed
and kissed
her then she woke up and was panting when she saw
her husband but he was already romancing her and
she
started crying begging him to wait till nightfall but
he was too Hot so
he managed to control himself. she asked him to wait
let her get
sum rest that when she wakes up he will do what
ever he
desires. Around 9pm armed robbers attacked
them, they
were 5 in number and the five of them took turn in
raping his
wife. the first guy broke her virginity. he couldn't bear
it, he cried as he
watched those heartless men force themselves in his
wife.
they left her unconscious. she was rushed to
the hospital and when she
regained her consciousness her husband sent
her packing. Did the guy
do the right thing by sending her packing?
If you were this guy, what will you do?