*Man: Marry me?* *Woman: Do you have a flat?* *Man: No*. *Woman: Do you have a* *Camry car?* *Man: No.* *Woman: How much is your salary?* *Man: No salary, but I....!* *Woman: No but Wat.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye for u!* *Man: But I have one estate, 3 landed properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon. Why do I still need to buy Camry. How can I be paid salary when actually I'm the BOSS...* *Woman: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....*lolzzzz

Lying to a Girl has become easy
these days:
.
Girl: Baby can u speak Italian
because u like watching their
soccer so attentively?? .
Boy: Yeah I understand
everything
.
Girl: Can u speak a little of Italian
so that I can hear you? .
Boy: Nermar Totti messi Aceloti
Piero maldin Di Natale konte
.
Girl : Wow what does that mean
. Boy: In all days as long as am
breathing u will always remain in
my heart.
.
Girl: Thank u John , I love you so
much my guardian angel. .
Boy: Balotelli
.
Girl: Hmmm what does that one
mean?
. Boy: I love you too
.
Girl: Awwwwwww

6 ofcurse

LIKE AND DIE

when your bae ran away after buying her iphone7 with your dad salary..u be like.. Ayaff DEAD

bider

files

PULSE

Our game is called ”Five
Letter Change- A- Letter
word game”. Ok? Here Is The Idea: Every reader is expected to
change one letter from the
previous reader’s 5 letter word,
mix up the others and create a
valid new word. Example: Say, for instance, I pick ‘SPLIT’ The next reader’s reply could be: SPOIL (replace ‘T’ with ‘O’) OR ….LIMPS (replace ‘T’ with ‘M’) OR … You got that, right? Our winners get 10GB free Data gift of
Etisalat which can be use for just week.
Courtesy “2TRUTHMATTER Entertainment” . Our winners will be the last 2 readers to
drop their comments. He/she, all of
them, get free data to be sent out on
Saturday morning. Ready? Here are the basic Rules though: 1. New words should be exactly 5 letters
long. 2. Only one letter must be changed. 3. Resultant word must be valid (it
should exist on dictionary.com) lol Let’s have fun with this, guys.
Hope y’all had a great day today? I’m starting off the game by dropping my
word –”PURSE” Who’s next? Leggo And Let The
Fun Begin!!!!!

LA click la death

Its so funny how some people are
just so mean while naming their Wi-Fi, when you these funny names you will even be so scared to
connect your device to it..lolsss So lets have some fun as we take a
look at some funny names we might
have come across, checkout some
weird and funny name i saw below; * Connect and die * Connect make i see * Use and die * Go And Do Your Own sub Oya Nairalanders lets go drop
yours below…..

u be like..and the mc says its gonna last for 2 minutes.. i yaff die

Three criminals are in the court for getting their punishment. The judge says: I will give it corresponding to the number of things you have stolen. The first man received just a year for a can of sardine. The second one got 30 years for taking a tray of eggs. Akpos appeared to be the least lucky, as he took a bag of rice…

dikeigbo2:
Pictures or.....udonmeanit

.. come and see how people scatter..mama no knw pikin

sarz:
U see,..u still remember the school's name (clear evidence that u used to beg me)

..LWKMD..INFACT I DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL

padi94:
Wife material

..D guy that did that must be your role model

A guy named Toby shared this on Twitter and it’s got people laughing. The Keke he was in bashed a 2016 Range Rover SUV and, rather than wait to apologize, they all absconded. *laughs*

ORIGINAL BASTARD

Here is a funny Riddle for all
NAIRALANDERS…. Lets Go “I sold my father’s house which he built with his Pension to buy
an iPhone 7 for my boyfriend.
What am I?” Be Sincere – What am I? Drop your Comments.

sarz:
Gerarahere u think i will forget u? u dat is always beging me for my food during break time...

..sorry .. but i didnt attended public school

sarz:
Gerarahere u think i will forget u? u dat is always beging me for my food during break time...

..sorry .. but i didnt attended public school .. u attended umukoro community development high school

kratosonofzeus:


seriously?

YEA I LIVE AT CHINA

[color=#990000][/color] i didn't..cuz i didn't school in nigeria ..twas newyork

gimme contracocylinmaniasis drug i asked for day b4 yesterday

DICKSON..NOW.. COCKSON

una don smoke?