₦airaland Forum

During a robbery, the bank robber
shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t
move. The money belongs to the State.
Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the
bank laid down quietly. This is called
“Mind Changing Concept” Changing the
conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.”

Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: “It will be good if
there is a robbery every month.” This is
called “Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is more important than your
job. The next day, the TV news reported
that $100 million was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and counted
and counted, but they could only count $
20 million. The robbers were very angry
and complained: “We risked our lives and
only took $20 million. The bank manager
took $80 million with a snap of his fingers.

It looks like it is better to be educated
than to be a thief!” This is called
“Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?
Where can this happen?
Among which set of people?
What if it was in Nigeria?

If it is in naija the robbers are yorubas the bank manager na igbo it is only them that have such organised brain

goodmorning40:
If it is in naija the robbers are yorubas the bank manager na igbo it is only them that have such organised brain

Sure

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goodmorning40:
If it is in naija the robbers are yorubas the bank manager na igbo it is only them that have such organised brain

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Never deal with a tribalist and a bigot.. they always see tribe and not persons.. .

Their brain works like that of Buhari, who value the life of Cows than human beings..

Shame!