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Romade! by v3: 8:35am On Aug 12, 2009
A man was surprised to find his bitch(female dog) pregnant, since it'd been almost 7 years the bitch last dropped pups!!. . .

One morning he walks up to the dog and asks
Man : Chi tell me, who's responsible for this pregnancy. . .??
Bitch: (remains silent) but whinz slowly. .
Man : I repeat!!! Who the Bleep is responsible for this!!!?!!! (Holds up a stick to beat the bitch)
Bitch : Rom!! Rom!!! Rom!!! (the bitch slowly barks)
Man : Isi gini. . .Rom?? (with a bemused look on his face)

The bitch grabs the mans pants, walks him opposite the street, to a shack

Man : What are we doing here, chi??
Bitch : Rom! Rom!!
Man : What are u on about, stupid bitch!! (the man yells)

Just then, a man steps out. . .
Man : Excuse me sir, my dog just walked me to ur door. . don't av a clue what she's on about cuz she's pregnant!!
Bitch : Rom! Rom!! she barks out loud (wagging her tail)
Man 2: Ah. . .Chibaby!! (Rom smiles)
Man : Oh no!!. . Don't tell me you're responsible for (looking dazed, he passes out!!)

To be continued!!

angry angry
Re: Romade! by romsky: 8:47am On Aug 12, 2009
Na lie i only stood guard kerewa did the whole action

come o is d dog really chibaby?
Re: Romade! by tytylayor: 8:56am On Aug 12, 2009
cheesy cheesy cheesy rom rom romadeeeeeeeee
Re: Romade! by romsky: 9:00am On Aug 12, 2009
more lyk voom voom
Re: Romade! by benedictac(f): 9:11am On Aug 12, 2009
and Rom went zoom zoom
Re: Romade! by v3: 9:17am On Aug 12, 2009
i suppose carry AK-pumpin cum ya house dat day. . .

But all the same, my bitch is happy wit u. . .she loff u well well,i'd be more than happy to unite the both of u!!!

Where's Pst. Ben!!!?!!! and Altar boy Clumsicle!!!
Re: Romade! by v3: 9:19am On Aug 12, 2009
yes her name's chi-baby (named after one NL babe)
Re: Romade! by romsky: 9:35am On Aug 12, 2009
may ya loading neva complete dented head lyk u
Re: Romade! by sylve11: 9:43am On Aug 12, 2009
Re: Romade! by Ben13: 9:55am On Aug 12, 2009
cool cool
Re: Romade! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:23am On Aug 12, 2009
Nice one grin cool cool
Re: Romade! by sweetliet: 10:30am On Aug 12, 2009
who turn my romi to bitch?
Re: Romade! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:47am On Aug 12, 2009
ask Ben
Re: Romade! by alimat2(f): 10:52am On Aug 12, 2009

who turn my romi to bitch?

When u fail to perform ur duty in the bedroom and ROM decide to go other way
Re: Romade! by Ben13: 10:55am On Aug 12, 2009
always thinking from the left brain.
Re: Romade! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:59am On Aug 12, 2009
embarassed embarassed
Re: Romade! by sweetliet: 11:03am On Aug 12, 2009

always thinking from the left brain.

infact the babe no get brain
Re: Romade! by Abbeycity4(f): 11:10am On Aug 12, 2009
Answering machine wat's up!!!!!
Re: Romade! by ashaby(f): 11:31am On Aug 12, 2009

infact the babe no get brain

na fight? tongue
Re: Romade! by romsky: 12:20pm On Aug 12, 2009
person wey dem go reject from koko mansion 1st day auditioning
Re: Romade! by sweetliet: 1:06pm On Aug 12, 2009
na wetin i want sef
Re: Romade! by clemcykul(f): 1:11pm On Aug 12, 2009
but wetin u want no want u
Re: Romade! by sweetliet: 1:19pm On Aug 12, 2009
clem d gang leader how far?

u don soak garri dis noon?

e bi like say hunger dey catch u well well
Re: Romade! by clemcykul(f): 2:27pm On Aug 12, 2009
my dear the hunger no get part two, i just dey see double for here
Re: Romade! by Abbeycity4(f): 2:47pm On Aug 12, 2009
Clem!!!!! oya com suck
Re: Romade! by romsky: 3:15pm On Aug 12, 2009
dat ya slippers size cowbell get nunu?
Re: Romade! by nich(m): 3:28pm On Aug 12, 2009
shocked shocked cheesy gbe! gbe!! ti gbe!!! grin
Re: Romade! by romsky: 3:33pm On Aug 12, 2009
y u confuse pass confuse lyk dis
Re: Romade! by sweetliet: 4:22pm On Aug 12, 2009

dat ya slippers size cowbell get nunu?

slippers size?

but romi darling how u take know??
Re: Romade! by nich(m): 4:56pm On Aug 12, 2009

y u confuse pass confuse lyk dis

nna, no blame me o jare. na the slippers size cowbell cause am o! grin
Re: Romade! by v3: 5:02pm On Aug 12, 2009
sweetliet boobs dey like "fly swatter". . . tongue

why u wan give clem "our" kobontin undecided

howdy gf!!!
Re: Romade! by v3: 5:04pm On Aug 12, 2009

may ya loading neva complete dented head lyk u

mo ye l'oruko Jesu!!!!!

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