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A man was surprised to find his bitch(female dog) pregnant, since it'd been almost 7 years the bitch last dropped pups!!. . .

One morning he walks up to the dog and asks
Man : Chi tell me, who's responsible for this pregnancy. . .??
Bitch: (remains silent) but whinz slowly. .
Man : I repeat!!! Who the Bleep is responsible for this!!!?!!! (Holds up a stick to beat the bitch)
Bitch : Rom!! Rom!!! Rom!!! (the bitch slowly barks)
Man : Isi gini. . .Rom?? (with a bemused look on his face)

The bitch grabs the mans pants, walks him opposite the street, to a shack

Man : What are we doing here, chi??
Bitch : Rom! Rom!!
Man : What are u on about, stupid bitch!! (the man yells)

Just then, a man steps out. . .
Man : Excuse me sir, my dog just walked me to ur door. . don't av a clue what she's on about cuz she's pregnant!!
Bitch : Rom! Rom!! she barks out loud (wagging her tail)
Man 2: Ah. . .Chibaby!! (Rom smiles)
Man : Oh no!!. . Don't tell me you're responsible for (looking dazed, he passes out!!)

To be continued!!

rom rom romadeeeeeeeee

i suppose carry AK-pumpin cum ya house dat day. . .

But all the same, my bitch is happy wit u. . .she loff u well well,i'd be more than happy to unite the both of u!!!

Where's Pst. Ben!!!?!!! and Altar boy Clumsicle!!!

yes her name's chi-baby (named after one NL babe)

Nice one

who turn my romi to bitch?

ask Ben

sweetliet:
who turn my romi to bitch?

When u fail to perform ur duty in the bedroom and ROM decide to go other way

always thinking from the left brain.

Ben20001:
always thinking from the left brain.

infact the babe no get brain

Answering machine wat's up!!!!!

sweetliet:
infact the babe no get brain

na fight?

na wetin i want sef

but wetin u want no want u

clem d gang leader how far?

u don soak garri dis noon?

e bi like say hunger dey catch u well well

my dear the hunger no get part two, i just dey see double for here

Clem!!!!! oya com suck

gbe! gbe!! ti gbe!!!

romade:
dat ya slippers size cowbell get nunu?

slippers size?

but romi darling how u take know??

romade:
y u confuse pass confuse lyk dis

nna, no blame me o jare. na the slippers size cowbell cause am o!

sweetliet boobs dey like "fly swatter". . .

@abby
why u wan give clem "our" kobontin

@asho-ebi
howdy gf!!!

romade:
may ya loading neva complete dented head lyk u

mo ye l'oruko Jesu!!!!!