1. When your parents tell you that
you’re travelling to the village.

Hay God! Why?

2. How your parents wake everybody
up by 4am to start getting ready:

Hian! Are we washing the road?

3. When your mother packs the whole
kitchen for trip that is just a few hours.

Mummy, calm down na.

4. When the person praying for journey
mercies turns it into a church service.

Oga, can we move?

5. How your parents squeeze you and
your siblings at the back:

The worst.

6. When you still have to share the
backseat with load that didn’t enter the
boot.

What is it? Are we moving?

7. When your mother immediately
starts playing her gospel music.

Chai!

8. How your parents look at you if you
try to play your own music.

“Are you a demon?”

9. Your father, if he has not seen
banana and groundnut to buy.
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It is by force.

10. When your parents finally put off the
AC because of petrol.

Kuku kill me.

11. When your father refuses to stop for
you to use the toilet because he
stopped an hour ago.

Is it fair?

12. When one of your siblings farts in
the car.

UGH!

13. When the phone battery you’ve
been managing finally dies.

It’s all over.

14. You, when one of your siblings
starts dozing off on your shoulder.

See this one.

15. When you and your siblings start
fighting and your parents threaten to
drop you on the road.

Ah! No oh!

16. How you come down from the car
when you finally reach your destination:

FINALLY!

Feel free to add yours joor!!

Your face when your daddy is cracking stale joke when piss don catch you

Nice 1
7 STEPS ON HOW TO CROSS ROAD NOW IN NAIJA
1. Look left and right for motor, keke and bike.
2. Look up for Niger Delta Avenger's Missiles.
3. Look downfor bombs from boko haram
4. Look back for kidnappers
5. Hold your bag tight and watch the person beside
you!
6. Look straightfor "invading foreign" Fulani
herdsmen with cattle
7. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet from police.
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If after all these you still die,na from your village!!
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Lol

Your face when the journey is taking more hours than expected
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can we just stop?

When policemen stop your car and start asking for particular
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Are we coming from party?

lawl! so very true!

Loool I laughed through t



I'll soon do this
Going to get my pictures ready...

hahahaha... See as yhu make me dey laugh for outside like mad person

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