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| Wrong Number! by bigfather(m): 5:21am On Sep 17, 2009 |
[b]A phone rings in the house a little girl picks it up "Hello" she says "Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answers "No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped "After a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle Paul!" "Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now." Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want u to do put the phone down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway." "Ok daddy just a minute." A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy." "What happened honey?" "Well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she ain't moving at all." "What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad? "He jumped out the window into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead." Really long pause this time. Now confused, Daddy says "What swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?" "No this is 486-5713." Sorry its a wrong number, [/b]  |
| Re: Wrong Number! by CrazyMan(m): 5:40am On Sep 17, 2009 |
Hmmm |
| Re: Wrong Number! by ereyomi: 11:19am On Sep 17, 2009 |
priceless lol roflmas !!!!!!! |
| Re: Wrong Number! by aristole(m): 4:04pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
@ poster Nice joke you've gotten there! |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 12:45am On Sep 18, 2009 |
nice one  |
| Re: Wrong Number! by kikkie(f): 1:46am On Sep 18, 2009 |
nice one |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 5:12am On Sep 18, 2009 |
whats dat u just did? |
| Re: Wrong Number! by tytylayor: 6:28am On Sep 18, 2009 |
hmmmm |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 6:46am On Sep 20, 2009 |
dat gurl na copy rat na |
| Re: Wrong Number! by CrazyMan(m): 8:44am On Sep 20, 2009 |
Yes |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 12:33pm On Sep 20, 2009 |
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| Re: Wrong Number! by bashydemy(m): 8:56pm On Sep 21, 2009 |
hmmmm this is commtion |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 8:59am On Sep 22, 2009 |
really? |
| Re: Wrong Number! by spben(m): 8:54am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Encourage lovely , more of it , it make alt of senses |
| Re: Wrong Number! by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Sep 30, 2009 |
yep |
| Re: Wrong Number! by romsky: 10:01am On Sep 30, 2009 |
interestingly stale |
| Re: Wrong Number! by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
like ur dinner |
| Re: Wrong Number! by sylve11: 2:18pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
@poster that was tight!  |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 2:37pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
see t!t |
| Re: Wrong Number! by romsky: 2:40pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
clumsy that xplains u |
| Re: Wrong Number! by Anabel(f): 3:18pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
hmmmmmmm good job |
| Re: Wrong Number! by PeeJee(m): 3:35pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
Nice Joke thumb up for poster |
| Re: Wrong Number! by Alalabi(m): 3:44pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
IS THIS 486-5731 NO THIS IS 486-5713 [color=#000099]After The death of two innocent people wey dey enjoy themself JeJe I NO THINK GOD FIT 4GIVE U O   [/color] |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 1:59am On Oct 01, 2009 |
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| Re: Wrong Number! by Nobody: 7:18am On Oct 01, 2009 |
lmao. . . classic joke, loff it  |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 10:05am On Oct 01, 2009 |
see t!t |
| Re: Wrong Number! by sylve11: 10:45am On Oct 01, 2009 |
r they massive?  |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 11:11am On Oct 01, 2009 |
like rabbit own |
| Re: Wrong Number! by sylve11: 11:21am On Oct 01, 2009 |
;d |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bydot1(m): 4:51am On Oct 02, 2009 |
u meant |
| Re: Wrong Number! by bashydemy(m): 9:30am On Oct 02, 2009 |
your sign dey make me laugh you think say i fit die with you? |
| Re: Wrong Number! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:14am On Oct 02, 2009 |
thn die alone chikena! @JOKE 9ice joke |
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