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Wrong Language by feelgood(op): 4:36pm On Dec 07, 2006
Wrong Language

A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English, but I found that many people spoke only their native tongue, including the ticket inspector on the train.

He punched my ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a
windmill. I simply nodded from time to time to show him that I was interested.

When he had gone, an American woman in the compartment leaned forward and asked
if I spoke German.

"No," I confessed.

"Then that explains," she said, "why you didn't bat an eyelid when he told you that you were on the wrong train."
Re: Wrong Language by Oracle(m): 10:41pm On Dec 07, 2006
Holy molly,

Inability to communicate is a very bad thing.
Re: Wrong Language by kiki(f): 10:48pm On Dec 07, 2006
wow next time he will never pretend
Re: Wrong Language by Free(f): 6:50pm On Dec 14, 2006
hmmmm
Re: Wrong Language by debies(f): 3:47pm On Feb 13, 2008
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin hahahhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh very very very very very very very very funnyyyyyyy oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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