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| Introduction! by Gigi4sure(op): 6:42pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Incase you don't know me, here are sum facts about me as the year moves on..... 1.REAL NAME: Gideon 2.NICKNAME: Gigi2sure 3.HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions; catching bullets with bare hands; jogging up and down mount Everest. 4.MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,5mins and 45seconds. Hence traveled around the world in two days. 5.GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun. 6.SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: swimming in Tsunami and driving towards a tornado. 7.EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last one is now an slowpoke. 8. PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, when a King cobra died after biting me. 9.HARDEST MOMENT: Jump out of airplane and landed safely on a football pitch. 10.SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging and i hate lies....... |
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