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Introduction! by Gigi4sure: 6:42pm On Jul 31, 2016
Incase you don't know me, here are
sum facts about me as the year
moves on.....

1.REAL NAME: Gideon

2.NICKNAME: Gigi2sure

3.HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions; catching bullets with bare
hands; jogging up and down mount
Everest.

4.MY RECORDS: Fought with a
dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned
a crocodile alive, held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks,
6hours,5mins and 45seconds. Hence
traveled around the world in two
days.

5.GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to
heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land
on the sun.

6.SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE:
swimming in Tsunami and driving
towards a tornado.

7.EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill
100 bears with a single punch
though 99
died instantly and the last one is now
an slowpoke.

8. PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, when a King cobra died after biting me.

9.HARDEST MOMENT: Jump out of
airplane and landed safely on a
football pitch.

10.SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like
bragging and i hate lies.......

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