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| Ouch by blacksta(m): 7:44pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only almost 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and so sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will make sure you're sent to jail for 20 years?' 'I remember that too' she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, 'I would have been released today.' |
| Re: Ouch by maedan(f): 8:16pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
The words "Laugh Out Loud" had new meaning just now  ! I mean, capital LOL!!!!Yeye husband  . |
| Re: Ouch by blacksta(m): 8:44pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
tell me all about it |
| Re: Ouch by baybbootz(f): 10:00pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
i ddnt expect dat kinda end, lwkmd, lmfao, HUSBAND N THYRE MADNESS |
| Re: Ouch by bashydemy(m): 3:03am On Sep 26, 2009 |
no mind the mad husband |
| Re: Ouch by bydot1(m): 5:09am On Sep 26, 2009 |
na real wah o |
| Re: Ouch by blacksta(m): 6:35am On Sep 26, 2009 |
bashy_demy: obviously prison would have been much better |
| Re: Ouch by bashydemy(m): 9:35am On Sep 26, 2009 |
see person wey some on NL won marry oooo |
| Re: Ouch by blacksta(m): 10:48am On Sep 26, 2009 |
bashy_demy: at least at the end of one's tenure them go release am |
| Re: Ouch by adebayo201: 1:00pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
yes nao |
| Re: Ouch by bashydemy(m): 2:27pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
th blacksta:Good for you and start packing your bags cos you are going on 20yrs |
| Re: Ouch by sylve11: 3:33pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
@poster, lol  |
| Re: Ouch by D1KeleVra(m): 3:36pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
^^^^ see mirror Nice joke blanksta |
| Re: Ouch by Ben13: 4:32pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
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| Re: Ouch by bashydemy(m): 4:47pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
who tell you say the joke nice |
| Re: Ouch by Ben13: 4:49pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
who you dey follow talk now? never knew you're blind |
| Re: Ouch by akym(m): 4:57pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
;d |
| Re: Ouch by Ben13: 5:04pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
see ya tit dey fear to shine |
| Re: Ouch by bashydemy(m): 5:10pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
open ya own make dem see now |
| Re: Ouch by blacksta(m): 7:14pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
no need for hate just laugh and move on |
| Re: Ouch by bashydemy(m): 7:35pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
hahahhahahaha lmao |
| Re: Ouch by D1KeleVra(m): 8:37pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
that's exaggerated brov  |
| Re: Ouch by bashydemy(m): 8:42pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
what ever |
| Re: Ouch by bydot1(m): 7:07am On Sep 27, 2009 |
however |
| Re: Ouch by blacksta(m): 8:45pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
wetin be your beef - Are u trapped in forced Marriage and the story somehow relates to you |
| Re: Ouch by D1KeleVra(m): 8:51pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
lol forced marriage lol |
| Re: Ouch by mamagee6(f): 9:00pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
lol at joke. |
| Re: Ouch by D1KeleVra(m): 10:49pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
momma gee |
| Re: Ouch by bashydemy(m): 10:55pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
why you dey call her name? hope no prob? |
| Re: Ouch by D1KeleVra(m): 10:56pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
nope. no problem. u?  |
| Re: Ouch by bydot1(m): 12:28am On Sep 28, 2009 |
nt atall |
| Re: Ouch by bashydemy(m): 1:20am On Sep 28, 2009 |
wetin concern me? |
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