KATE
I see kate 4 in front of that GATE, as I see KATE , you know as a guy I tell KATE say ‘KATE , if we INTIMATE, we no go SEPERATE ‘’. Na im you no as babe dey make guys WAIT, she come ROTATE ,I come look am she come come, come give me DATE on the 28 around 8 ; I PROSTRATE..

On the 28 before 8 I don iron my ghetto STRAIGHT , I bounce go them KATE ESTATE.. As I reach the GATE the GATEMAN say “o boy WAIT, who u dey WAIT ?” . I tell am say na KATE I dey WAIT , na im the GATEMAN tell me say I no no say KATE papa na MARGISTRATE ? Say if the guy come na him go dey LEGISLATE .

I tell am say “ na me you dey try INTIMIDATE , wetin dey bring that kind lie you dey try INTEROGATE . Bobo say WAIT , see the MARGISTRATE: as I see the MARGISTRATE I PROSTATE STRAIGHT ,he ask me who I dey find, I say KATE , him say im no dey APPRECIATE make boys dey block KATE after 8 say im no dey APPROPRIATE .

I come say : bros , uncle abeg try COOPERATE , infact I come gat 2 lie say I RELATE 2 BILL GEATE, na im the guy come troway the GATE say :“call KATE, call KATE”. As im call KATE my belle come begin dey sweet , I come dey GYRATE.

Na im I carry KATE go GOLDEN-GATE , this girl I buy am food like….5 PLATES, she drink mineral reach like 2 CRATES,, no be say I dey EXAGGERATE , I no fit ESTIMATE the RATE.
I come notice say her belle don dey ELLEVATE , I tel am say KATE , this is not the end of the DATE, e get something else wey I go like to INVIGILATE,

Na im I carry KATE enter room lie am STRAIGHT like SLATE , but before we begin COMMUNICATE, before I begin PENETRATE , I first INVESTIGATE. Eh mmmmmm, the thing wey I come see come begin dey FRUSTRATE, I say KATE: this thing don DEPRECIATE.

nice

thanks

Nice of a thousand laugh!

hahaha.. Finaly, someone got to write it down. THANKS.. This is soo nice! I love it.

I can't believe this rhyme has died down!

lol nice one

Abbygyal:

lol nice one

this ur teeth fit cut high tension cable o!

ki lo de to fi soo be?

Abbygyal:

ki lo de to fi soo be?

^{if good} Amen! _{If bad}Back to sender. Girl u didn't tell me u could speak in tongues

lol
i would translate:
'ki lo de to fi soo be? = why did u say so?

Ooops, pardon me, i just like the teeth!

lol

watin depreciate