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| Bp by feelgood(op): 4:40pm On Dec 20, 2006 |
Helper Bee A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"? "I'm out of gas." The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. "Try it now," said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"? The bee answered, "BP." |
| Re: Bp by jaybaby(f): 6:06pm On Dec 20, 2006 |
Buhahahhahahah dat wasn't funny Wat is BP?  |
| Re: Bp by feelgood(op): 2:45pm On Dec 21, 2006 |
 ok, joke is eons ahead, eh? Bp = Bee Pee(as in piss, ie urine)The car stopped, needed some gas (petrol). BP (that is British Petroleum) is a gas supplier, but when bees gathered and 'peed' in the tank, that qualified for a kind of BP, no? Hope u got it now? If no, then bust it and pls enjoy other jokes. Next time I will carefully consider my audience b4 posting jokes  |
| Re: Bp by jaybaby(f): 2:52pm On Dec 21, 2006 |
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