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Cold Winter by feelgood(m): 4:27pm On Dec 21, 2006
Cold Winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. He had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. To be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the
members of the village should collect firewood.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold"?

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the Weather Service responded.

So, the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter"?

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied. "It's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again ordered his people to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold"?

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure"? the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy
Re: Cold Winter by globalaid(m): 7:13am On Dec 22, 2006
so funny, i nearly crack my rib
Re: Cold Winter by yahoo2(m): 7:26am On Dec 22, 2006
really funny
Re: Cold Winter by yahoo2(m): 7:35am On Dec 22, 2006
yeah really funny
Re: Cold Winter by tosinadeda: 6:26pm On Dec 25, 2006
Cool
Re: Cold Winter by FlynnPlant: 9:30am On Sep 15, 2022
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