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Geography by justin04(m): 1:00pm On Dec 28, 2006
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open
to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still
warm, and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious
and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and
haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders
are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit
and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
Re: Geography by jaybaby(f): 7:22pm On Dec 28, 2006
Ha
Re: Geography by skipo87(m): 10:35pm On Dec 28, 2006
Re: Geography by skipo87(m): 10:35pm On Dec 28, 2006

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