Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,684 members, 7,955,542 topics. Date: Sunday, 22 September 2024 at 08:48 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Hell For Different Countries (842 Views)
Pic: See How People Eat Chicken In Different Countries / How Police Of Different Countries Catch A Thief / How different countries eat chicken. (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Reply)
Hell For Different Countries by NIAPREXT(f): 11:50am On Nov 04, 2009 |
A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man, A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on, And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!" , , IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN May the grace of the Lord and His peace; which is not comparable to that obtainable from this world, be yours always (Amen) |
Re: Hell For Different Countries by Ben13: 12:05pm On Nov 04, 2009 |
Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on, And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!" , , IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN yeah, It does. |
(1) (Reply)
Re: Yoruba Can Greet! / Imagine some Names! / Nigerian Miners
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 16 |