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Mathematics! by aristole(m): 1:59pm On Nov 06, 2009
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself," Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine, " His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"



The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Imagine that!
Re: Mathematics! by scottN(m): 2:06pm On Nov 06, 2009
grin grin grin grin grin U will kill some1 with these jokes of yours!
Re: Mathematics! by Ben13: 2:10pm On Nov 06, 2009
LOL keep 'em coming in one thread, Aristole. . .
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 2:52pm On Nov 06, 2009
@ Ben
ok
Re: Mathematics! by lysaa(f): 3:05pm On Nov 06, 2009
yeah i like this one.
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 3:20pm On Nov 06, 2009
fanx lysaa
Re: Mathematics! by lysaa(f): 4:25pm On Nov 06, 2009
don't mention
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 4:44pm On Nov 06, 2009
airit!
Re: Mathematics! by etaurus(m): 5:35pm On Nov 06, 2009
cheesy               cheesy cheesy cheesy     cheesy
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cheesy cheesy cheesy      cheesy cheesy cheesy     cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 6:53pm On Nov 06, 2009
Stale jor
Re: Mathematics! by whitesturd(f): 10:54pm On Nov 06, 2009
2Direct:


Stale jor

oya talk ur own make we hear.learn to appreciate others.


dt was very nice poster.keep it up.
Re: Mathematics! by bydot1(m): 4:20am On Nov 07, 2009
Nice one
smiley
Re: Mathematics! by shayoor(f): 1:56pm On Nov 07, 2009
lol
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 10:01pm On Nov 07, 2009
Lol grin
Re: Mathematics! by Abbygyal(f): 10:32pm On Nov 07, 2009
Lool
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 12:51pm On Nov 09, 2009
Omo wahala dey. From January to December
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 2:25pm On Nov 11, 2009
Wia is Dani and Abbey jor?
Re: Mathematics! by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Nov 11, 2009
behind closed doors
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 4:52pm On Nov 11, 2009
BBC in the building
Re: Mathematics! by Abbeycity4(f): 5:06pm On Nov 11, 2009
9ice joke

aristole:

Wia is Dani and Abbey jor?

Am here dearie kiss
Re: Mathematics! by Kunbee: 11:38pm On Nov 11, 2009
smiley :d cool
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 11:14am On Nov 12, 2009
Abbey how un a dey?Wia is my Dani sweetie?
Re: Mathematics! by D1KeleVra(m): 9:19pm On Nov 12, 2009
aristole:


A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself," Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine, " His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"



The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Imagine that!






lol. . . er! imagine what? tongue
Re: Mathematics! by Pharoh: 11:19am On Nov 13, 2009
Boring grin
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 11:26am On Nov 13, 2009
Stale u meant
Re: Mathematics! by Pharoh: 11:29am On Nov 13, 2009
^^ Yeah thank you jor grin
Re: Mathematics! by 2Direct(m): 11:32am On Nov 13, 2009
What are friends for?
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 12:01pm On Nov 13, 2009
D1KeleVra:

lol. . . er! imagine what? tongue

Imagine Water nd Gari. Leave me jor!
Re: Mathematics! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:35pm On Nov 13, 2009
i hold u before? i dey hold ur pant?
Re: Mathematics! by aristole(m): 9:44am On Nov 16, 2009
u ke?U wan die be dt
Re: Mathematics! by donsponky(m): 9:50am On Nov 16, 2009
tyt one there
Re: Mathematics! by yousouph(m): 9:52am On Nov 16, 2009
The boy likes bitches grin

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