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Conc. Shit by lightwalk(m): 9:41am On Nov 20, 2009
Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,

"Dear Mr. Burford, All is forgiven. Just tell us, where it is?"
Re: Conc. Shit by tammyswits(f): 9:46am On Nov 20, 2009
Dont get it, Is it still stinkin o what?
Re: Conc. Shit by krack(m): 9:54am On Nov 20, 2009
@poster
dat was funny as hell
@tammyswit
it stunk but dey couldnt find it.
Re: Conc. Shit by tammyswits(f): 9:58am On Nov 20, 2009
Not so funny but its ok, better than some we see!
Re: Conc. Shit by lightwalk(m): 10:21am On Nov 20, 2009
@ Tammy, you can't imagine it grin grin wink
Re: Conc. Shit by shayoor(f): 10:23am On Nov 20, 2009
lol
Re: Conc. Shit by aristole(m): 12:51pm On Nov 21, 2009
its funny jare.

If na me I will charge them before i show them where I planted it.
Re: Conc. Shit by lightwalk(m): 6:31am On Dec 11, 2009
aristole:

its funny jare.

If na me I will charge them before i show them where I planted it.

Thanks grin grin cool
Re: Conc. Shit by studio43(m): 6:53am On Dec 11, 2009
Stale
Re: Conc. Shit by lightwalk(m): 7:16am On Dec 11, 2009
With due respect Mr. Studio, kindly hand over what makes you a man to me. Your cup is filled angry grin
Re: Conc. Shit by Ben13: 3:00pm On Dec 11, 2009
you never see anything
Re: Conc. Shit by Abbeycity4(f): 3:14pm On Dec 11, 2009
i hised! cry
Re: Conc. Shit by lightwalk(m): 7:41am On Dec 14, 2009
Abbey_city:

i hised! cry
tongue tongue tongue

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