₦airaland Forum

I came across a jokey write up recently comparing prison and work and I thought it might be interesting to you. For readers familiar with the inside of prisons in European countries, perhaps from movies or other experiences, I will choose not to discuss in this article, comparing work to prison will not appear outrageous.

IN PRISON, you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK , you spend the majority of your time "in one 6x8.
IN PRISON , you get three meals a day.
AT WORK , you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON , you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK , you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
IN PRISON , the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK , you carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON , you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK , you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON , you get your own toilet.
AT WORK , you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON , they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK , you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON , you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK , they're called managers.
IN PRISON , all expenses paid by taxpayers; no work required.
AT WORK , you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON , you spend your life looking through bars from the inside, wanting to get out.
AT WORK , you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


SO, WHERE WILL YOU RATHER BE?

so funny that prison you are talking about is definitely not Nigerian prison.Eh all that luxury in a Nigerian prison? every Nigerian would have being a prisoner by now.

omo na true u talk o.