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| Pilot To Tower by Godmother(op): 7:53pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . . 600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . . please instruct! Tower to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . . repeat after me: "Our Father, which art in heaven . . ." |
| Re: Pilot To Tower by banom(m): 8:14pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Godmother:Cool, |
| Re: Pilot To Tower by Dunddy(m): 9:26pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
hope the aircaft isnt carryin nuke |
| Re: Pilot To Tower by xanadu: 4:35am On Dec 03, 2009 |
scary, |
| Re: Pilot To Tower by Dunddy(m): 10:08am On Dec 03, 2009 |
movie |
| Re: Pilot To Tower by D1KeleVra(m): 10:11am On Dec 03, 2009 |
. . . 4? are they joking?  |
| Re: Pilot To Tower by Nobody: 10:41am On Dec 03, 2009 |
I don't get the joke |
| Re: Pilot To Tower by Dunddy(m): 4:33pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
go to the super mart |
| Re: Pilot To Tower by Godmother(op): 6:50pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
rokiatu:Let me explain, the pilot of the plane has encountered a life-threatening emergency and contacted the tower. The tower is the control tower you find at the airpor (They control airplane take-off and landung and give instructions to pilots even when they are thousands of feet above). This paricular pilot has contacted the tower to inform them that they have no fuel and is far away from land and instead of getting encouragements (some planes can refuel while in the air or do an emergency landing and land at the nearest airport) the tower is telling the pilot to say his last prayer, which means there is no hope for him and he is going to die/ |
| Re: Pilot To Tower by studio43(m): 9:58pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
We know, Mr. I too know |
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