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| Xmas Request by romsky(op): 2:26pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
You celebrate it, you enjoy it – but have you ever wondered what is Christmas? Calling you friends and families over for delectable meals, exchanging gifts by the side of beautifully adorned trees, this is what we comprehend of the Christmas holidays. But what exactly is this widely celebrated time of the year all about? For me Christmas is not a time nor a season,but a state of mind. To cherish peace & goodwill, 2 b plenteous in mercy,is 2 have da real spirit of xmas Pls choose from the array of list below • 2nd hand bra without the elastic • 2nd hand boxer that needs a little patching on the lower part • 1 pair of over used Sunday shoe • Wrist watch needs just a battery, leather & servicing • Abandoned Gramophone • Wig that has only been used a hundred & fifty times • Bag of rice errrm no contents though • Fifty naira recharge card for econet network, buddy, celtel & zain network unavailable • Rubber sunshades seized from the noisy neighbouring kids • Hb, 2B pencils • Eleganza, ladybird, Bic & Leo smart biros • Soaps - Lux, Joy, Tolly, Imperial leather, Canoe, S.T, Soda • Cream – Jet, Stella pomade, Lyday • First aid kits – Phensic, Daga, M& B capsule, Robb, Andrew liver salt, Alabukun, Nivaquinn • Stationaries – Envelopes, 2A, 2B & 2D notebooks • Drinks – Dr. pepper, Tandi guarana, Parley soda, Ginger ale, Crush, Krest • And the topping the list is – Volvo (1973 model), Peugeot 504, 505, Bedford though no engine, tyres, seats, windscreen, backshield, wheel steering nor fuel tank.
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| Re: Xmas Request by Ben13(mod): 2:37pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Abbey would cherish   Wig that has only been used a hundred & fifty times |
| Re: Xmas Request by romsky(op): 3:22pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
u nko |
| Re: Xmas Request by whiteroses(f): 3:46pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
eww the soap part reminds me of S.T its an overated rubbish soap. when it came out, it was all over the radio and market and i bought one, jesus! itchy itchy, i reacted to it badly my face was red and bruised from itching, i'd sue them if it was now  btw, i'd choose bag of rice tho |
| Re: Xmas Request by dani1luv(mod): 6:22pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
The bra wey rommie dun use |
| Re: Xmas Request by romsky(op): 8:34am On Dec 08, 2009 |
Whiteroses remember say na just bag without rice sha Dani go brush jor
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| Re: Xmas Request by donjon: 1:17am On Dec 09, 2009 |
Se dat gramophone dey work? |
| Re: Xmas Request by benedictac(f): 9:01am On Dec 09, 2009 |
see Romsky, i nor understand |
| Re: Xmas Request by romsky(op): 11:28am On Dec 14, 2009 |
donjon plenty chiurch don borrow am during revival service bene i am not surprised |
| Re: Xmas Request by clemcykul(f): 2:51pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
Ur not surprised that he knocked ur head? |
| Re: Xmas Request by romsky(op): 4:13pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
no that she left her imagination at home |
| Re: Xmas Request by romsky(op): 10:47am On Dec 23, 2009 |
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy - forgiveness. To an opponent - tolerance. To a friend - your heart. To a customer - service. To all - charity. To every child - a good example. To yourself - respect. |
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