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Please And Please by IAmAmbrose(m): 8:20am On Mar 02, 2017 |
My dear Ghanaians; Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'. My fellow Nigerians; It's bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'. My dear Edo people; It's argument, not 'ajument'. My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'. Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'. My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero! Ibadan people it's Aisha not Aisa or ashiata My dear Hausa people It's fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! coke and not kwoke sprite not sipron.. Fanta not panta. Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal calling'. My Egun people; Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'! My dear Calabar peeps; Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'. My Benue people; Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'. My Igala people not zalia but zaria lol My igala people not cholo but solo. My igala people not ciena but sienna. My igala people not eguchi soup, but egusi soup. My igala people not pepper choup, but pepper. Soup My Fulani people it's zebra not jebra My Igbo people; There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'! Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name...'." Good morning all, just a lil teaser 2 cool off this economic recessions .. May God deliver uskindly share. Na joke ooooooo Those concerned make una no vex. Just for fun. |
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