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| I Am Back! by ituen(op): 9:26am On Dec 15, 2009 |
WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you slowpoke! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I' d like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay |
| Re: I Am Back! by Ben13(mod): 9:28am On Dec 15, 2009 |
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay Lie |
| Re: I Am Back! by studio43(m): 9:50am On Dec 15, 2009 |
Joke? |
| Re: I Am Back! by romsky: 11:08am On Dec 15, 2009 |
no dummy its riddle |
| Re: I Am Back! by bydot1(m): 11:14am On Dec 15, 2009 |
i knw u wil be there, class rep. |
| Re: I Am Back! by bydot1(m): 11:18am On Dec 15, 2009 |
Do you want to go to a movie?I'd rather visit a beer palour. |
| Re: I Am Back! by Ben13(mod): 11:32am On Dec 15, 2009 |
abi ogogoro joint? Talk true |
| Re: I Am Back! by romsky: 11:49am On Dec 15, 2009 |
hmmm thats the janitor |
| Re: I Am Back! by nich(m): 12:03pm On Dec 15, 2009 |
 but where the ladies @ to come confirm/correct the above supposed-theory. singing: . . . come on let's go . . . wa'gba. . . |
| Re: I Am Back! by benedictac(f): 10:56am On Dec 16, 2009 |
@ nich, what are u feeling like? so u dey feel now say u be man abi? |
| Re: I Am Back! by clemcykul(f): 11:34am On Dec 16, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: I Am Back! by Ben13(mod): 11:37am On Dec 16, 2009 |
The guys koko aiint like a man's. |
| Re: I Am Back! by clemcykul(f): 11:43am On Dec 16, 2009 |
have u seen his bla bla bla  chei! tatafo |
| Re: I Am Back! by Ben13(mod): 11:46am On Dec 16, 2009 |
Bene must have seen it. |
| Re: I Am Back! by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On Dec 16, 2009 |
i trust bene, that her small eyes no dey slack |
| Re: I Am Back! by Ben13(mod): 12:16pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
you didn't add any adjective to her magic fingers |
| Re: I Am Back! by nich(m): 1:47pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
benedictac:  oh! ok! "so u meant that!" nothin spoil.singing: . . . come on . . . let's go . . . wa'gba. . . |
| Re: I Am Back! by tytylayor: 6:03pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
all they fink of is sex sex sex  |
| Re: I Am Back! by Ben13(mod): 6:07pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
That's why they are back. |
| Re: I Am Back! by etaurus(m): 6:36pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
somehow true on the women part but its all lie on the man's part  |
| Re: I Am Back! by Ben13(mod): 11:56am On Dec 17, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: I Am Back! by bydot1(m): 1:28pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
knew u wil be hea |
| Re: I Am Back! by Ben13(mod): 2:35pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
don't be frightened. . .nothing dey happen. |
| Re: I Am Back! by 4kasibe(m): 3:40pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
assistant rep keep de good work. ee fi coo! |
| Re: I Am Back! by studio43(m): 7:59pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
I will, Thanks for recognising |
| Re: I Am Back! by ajekpaks(m): 8:37pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
| lol look at this funny guy |
| Re: I Am Back! by yeswecan(m): 10:20pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
lol, this is good |
| Re: I Am Back! by Migines(m): 12:38pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
*clears throat* |
| Re: I Am Back! by Jeovy(m): 5:12pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
ituen, my sister's name sake, good you are back. |
| Re: I Am Back! by Kunbee: 11:39pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
Nice  |
| Re: I Am Back! by clemcykul(f): 10:13am On Dec 22, 2009 |
gongo aso |
| Re: I Am Back! by CuteAngel(f): 10:46am On Dec 22, 2009 |
welcome back from kirikiri old faces, ituen,migines,jeovy etc, its gud to have u around hia. |
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