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Purchasing Vs. Leasing Explained by princekevo(m): 6:09am On Dec 16, 2009
fiscal realities
Purchasing

Photo 1. Heather Mills

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had s*x every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.


Leasing
Photo 2. Kristen.

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
Had Paul McCartney "leased" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for s*x every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
? a 22 year old
? no begging
? no coaxing
? never a headache
? happily agrees to all requests
? no complaining
? no honey-do lists
? has great leg(s)!!
? Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

Re: Purchasing Vs. Leasing Explained by kiju: 6:49am On Dec 16, 2009
That second girl is bad oooh.
Re: Purchasing Vs. Leasing Explained by kodylicky(f): 8:41am On Dec 16, 2009
@ poster u no well o shocked grin grin

nice sha
Re: Purchasing Vs. Leasing Explained by princekevo(m): 5:06pm On Dec 16, 2009
kody-licky:

@ poster u no well o shocked grin grin
No need to tell me that.lol.
Have been sick since last month. grin grin grin grin

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