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Purchasing Vs. Leasing Explained by princekevo(m): 6:09am On Dec 16, 2009 |
fiscal realities Purchasing Photo 1. Heather Mills The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had s*x every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. Leasing Photo 2. Kristen. On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night. Had Paul McCartney "leased" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for s*x every night for 5 years: (a $41.7 million savings). Value-added benefits are: ? a 22 year old ? no begging ? no coaxing ? never a headache ? happily agrees to all requests ? no complaining ? no honey-do lists ? has great leg(s)!! ? Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees. Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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Re: Purchasing Vs. Leasing Explained by kiju: 6:49am On Dec 16, 2009 |
That second girl is bad oooh. |
Re: Purchasing Vs. Leasing Explained by kodylicky(f): 8:41am On Dec 16, 2009 |
@ poster u no well o nice sha |
Re: Purchasing Vs. Leasing Explained by princekevo(m): 5:06pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
kody-licky:No need to tell me that.lol. Have been sick since last month. |
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