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My Testimony by oluspicy(op): 5:14am On Apr 12, 2017
Dear friends, join me to appreciate God for His grace and rescue over my life. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sounds as they moved across the room towards me. As I got up, one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck.

The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening; everything was happening so fast. A neighbour opposite my room heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room and was wondering what was happening. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood.

They laid still and I wondered if they were still alive but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out that one was still moving. I struck again and this time I hit harder with anger.

That was how I killed the two Mosquitoes!!!

I am very thankful to God for granting me strength and ability to achieve this and I hope to do more.

Please don't laugh or vex alone, cos your testimonies are on the way.

Good morning!
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