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| My Testimony by oluspicy(op): 5:14am On Apr 12, 2017 |
Dear friends, join me to appreciate God for His grace and rescue over my life. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sounds as they moved across the room towards me. As I got up, one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck. The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening; everything was happening so fast. A neighbour opposite my room heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room and was wondering what was happening. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood. They laid still and I wondered if they were still alive but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out that one was still moving. I struck again and this time I hit harder with anger. That was how I killed the two Mosquitoes!!! I am very thankful to God for granting me strength and ability to achieve this and I hope to do more. Please don't laugh or vex alone, cos your testimonies are on the way. Good morning! |
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