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If I Were The Moderator. by xynerise: 7:08pm On Jan 01, 2010
Dani and ben10 dey pity all of una too much. In short mods you are spoiling this guys. grin.
If I were the moderator, anyone that yabs me shall be ban.
If I yab you just laugh and dont yab back.
If I start a thread, you good morning before you reply. grin.
If I send you a private message to vote or anything and you didnt not vote, you will be ban.
No "toasting" in any thread. Dont yab the ladies even when they call you a winne. grin.
Lastly, vote for me to fulfill this 5 point agenda. Thanks. grin
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Akebulan: 7:38pm On Jan 01, 2010
you got my vote, thats for sure lol
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Pharoh: 7:51pm On Jan 01, 2010
I will vote if you strike that toasting restraining order out. grin
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by jumaingirl(f): 8:17pm On Jan 01, 2010
I gatta voted 4 u lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by studio43(m): 8:52pm On Jan 01, 2010
Attention seeker
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Kunbee: 11:02pm On Jan 01, 2010
I agree
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by xynerise: 11:19pm On Jan 01, 2010
You guys should just vote and stop corrupting others.
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Kunbee: 11:34pm On Jan 01, 2010
Ok we don hia u
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by studio43(m): 8:07am On Jan 02, 2010
As if u can do without your hearing aid shior.

What in gawds name are we voting for ? Ok ok $500 or no vote
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by romsky: 4:33pm On Jan 02, 2010
even if u no campaign u don win[color=#770077][/color]
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by studio43(m): 11:09pm On Jan 02, 2010
My romsky can lie o
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Kunbee: 11:58pm On Jan 02, 2010
Really
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by studio43(m): 12:02am On Jan 03, 2010
Who's talking to tatafo like u sef
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Kunbee: 12:17am On Jan 03, 2010
angry angry
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by D1KeleVra(m): 10:21am On Jan 03, 2010
see this guy wey wan rule us? u go quench! cheesy
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by studio43(m): 10:39am On Jan 03, 2010
Lol only God Rules
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by gidson12(m): 11:52am On Jan 03, 2010
@ poster
another case study of a drunkard grin, iknow say na monkey tail dey move u so grin
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by studio43(m): 1:04pm On Jan 03, 2010
How come u manage to know wetin dem dey call monkey tail if i may ask, Ore gba jesu sinu aye o
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Phemour: 2:43pm On Jan 03, 2010
Poster, u try.
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by gidson12(m): 6:39pm On Jan 03, 2010
studio43:

How come u manage to know wetin dem dey call monkey tail if i may ask, Ore gba jesu sinu aye o
wetin concern accepting Jesus and monkey tail now sad
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by studio43(m): 8:52pm On Jan 03, 2010
I want u to make heaven my dear, for God so love the world that he gave he's only son to die for our sins
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by gidson12(m): 9:39pm On Jan 03, 2010
*yawns*
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Ben13: 2:56pm On Jan 04, 2010
xynerise:

Dani and ben10 dey pity all of una too much. In short mods you are spoiling this guys. grin.
If I were the moderator, anyone that yabs me shall be ban.
If I yab you just laugh and dont yab back.
If I start a thread, you good morning before you reply. grin.
If I send you a private message to vote or anything and you didnt not vote, you will be ban.
No "toasting" in any thread. Dont yab the ladies even when they call you a winne. grin.
Lastly, vote for me to fulfill this 5 point agenda. Thanks. grin

you don dey try naw cheesy not like b4 u tell us how u dealt with ashewo at tha age of 10 and all dat. . .

keep 'em coming lol
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by lysaa(f): 3:04pm On Jan 04, 2010
Ben has reached an extent in all that, all thats left is the banning
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Ben13: 3:08pm On Jan 04, 2010
saying what you know?
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by lysaa(f): 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2010
sure mod sure!
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Pharoh: 3:21pm On Jan 04, 2010
lysaa:

Ben has reached an extent in all that, all thats left is the banning

Are u sure of all these accusations?
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by lysaa(f): 3:25pm On Jan 04, 2010
thats for me and him to settle.
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Ben13: 3:33pm On Jan 04, 2010
Xynerise only cracked a joke, Lysaa. Contribute to the topic and Stop littering all threads, or concentrate only on the chat thread.
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by lysaa(f): 3:39pm On Jan 04, 2010
u dey talk or u dey complain? aren't we on same pg? in fact, this is a confirmatn of my previous post.If i were the moderator! hiss
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by studio43(m): 3:42pm On Jan 04, 2010
Chai bend10 don jam person wey rugged pass studio
Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Ben13: 3:47pm On Jan 04, 2010
Lysaa, the five point agenda above is for Xynerise. . .and i can't remember when I asked for a good morning b4 u post.

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