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The Name Microsoft by anayoez(op): 7:13am On Jan 02, 2010
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.

They are talking and Bill says, "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!" Hugh replies, "Well Bill, you know , Ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. She's charging a small fortune." Bill said with a chuckle, "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?"

So, Hugh gives Bill her number and bill sets up a date.

They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, "God, now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies, "Thank you Bill, And now I know how you chose the name, Microsoft."
Re: The Name Microsoft by studio43(m): 8:09am On Jan 02, 2010
Too Dry
Re: The Name Microsoft by krama(m): 9:35am On Jan 02, 2010
undecided huh
Re: The Name Microsoft by jumaingirl(f): 6:52pm On Jan 04, 2010
Not funny
Re: The Name Microsoft by studio43(m): 7:43pm On Jan 04, 2010
Lol elenu gbeske jumaingirl to bad
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