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God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by Relstanley(m): 2:00pm On Dec 10, 2005 |
Q: Did God really create the world in seven days? A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had left him. Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs? A: If a critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and he logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise, things can wait until tomorrow. Q: How come the Age of Miracles ended? A: That was the development phase of the project. Now we're in the maintenance phase. Q: Who is Satan? A: Satan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so nonprogrammers become scared of him. God thinks he's irritating but irrelevant. Q: Why does God allow evil to happen? A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs. Q: How can I protect myself from evil? A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common word, or a date like your birthday. Q: If I pray to God, will he listen? A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get off his back and let him program. Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true? A: They are much more likely to receive email |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by Seun(m): 2:25pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
I love it. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by Seun(m): 2:26pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
Only those doing software development would appreciate it, so let's have it in the Developers' Forum for a while. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by c0dec(m): 3:09pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
nice but not that funny. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by quamer: 4:38am On Dec 20, 2005 |
It's nice that interview ^^ |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by Farriel(m): 1:14pm On Dec 22, 2005 |
I never truly enjoy jokes about religious deities, bordering on blasphemy. Nice though. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by Otuyelu(m): 7:03pm On Apr 11, 2007 |
Oh my lordy lordy ! I damn near rolled of my chair. That is funny as hell(no pun intended) . |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by sesejive(m): 2:58pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
i dont think that is funny it is a big disrespect to the big man himself and i would not like it if these religious fanaytics get something to fight on from this site. please such messages should not be allowed henceforth |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by DMastaGX: 6:47pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
LOL Nice, |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by emerclight: 8:38am On Jul 02, 2013 |
Copycat!!! |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by elvis10ten(m): 3:57pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Nonesense. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by kambo(m): 8:10pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Probably written by an atheist. God having a girlfriend!- the height of irreverency. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by texanomaly(f): 8:19pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
No disrespect to those who find this joke disrespectful, but it is okay to have a sense oh humor...I honestly think God does...how could he not, look around. This is funny. I'm not rolling on the floor, but it did tickle me. I am a Christian... With strong beliefs. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by javadoctor(m): 10:30pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Boring |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by realnelvin: 7:07am On Jul 03, 2013 |
IF IT WAS REFERRED TO A MAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY...BUT TALKING ABOUT GOD IN THIS MANNER IS NOT RIGHT ...PROFANITY....PLEASE LETS BE CAREFUL..YOU DONT JOKE WITH EVERYTHING... THANKS. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by moderatorr: 8:54am On Jul 03, 2013 |
all through history, no one who ever played with God survived it. remember John lennon. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by lordZOUGA(m): 10:47pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
this is very funny. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by lordZOUGA(m): 10:52pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
I mean those religious praise singers actually say that God is like animal that eats while he is being shot. here he was portrayed as a developer... a creator in a sense. of course people will disagree but religious people have always been known to be pious whenever it suits them. |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by ooman(m): 12:12pm On Jul 04, 2013 |
God is the programmer, the Devil is the bug |
Re: God as a Computer Programmer <joke> by Ajibel(m): 6:31pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
The part i dont find funny is that about God and his gf...wtf |
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