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A Pastor by bilms(m): 10:40am On Jan 09, 2010 |
A pastor entered a class as the lesson was in progress and asked, "Who broke down the walls of Jericho?" A lad answered, "Not me, sir." The pastor turned to the teacher and asked, "Is this the usual behavior in this class?" The teacher replied, "I believe this boy is an honest boy, and I really don't think he did it." Leaving the room, the pastor sought out a deacon and explained what had happened. The deacon said, "I have known both the boy and the teacher for several years, and neither of them would do such a thing." By this time the pastor was heartsick and reported the incident to the Christian Education Committee. They said, "We see no point in making an issue out of this thing. Let's pay the bill for the damage to the walls and charge it to upkeep. |
Re: A Pastor by studio43(m): 11:39am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Joke? |
Re: A Pastor by Kunbee: 10:41pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Mschew |
Re: A Pastor by Odunnu: 6:42am On Jan 10, 2010 |
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. NICE ONE |
Re: A Pastor by Kunbee: 11:26pm On Jan 10, 2010 |
Re: A Pastor by Odunnu: 8:32am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Is studio43 and StudCfr the same ten and tenpence? |
Re: A Pastor by StudioCFR(m): 9:43am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Ode! omo jati jati |
Re: A Pastor by Odunnu: 9:57am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Ka gaya ma na mama nka haka. Dan Iska |
Re: A Pastor by StudioCFR(m): 10:03am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Gbogboyin ma run down Aboki oshi |
Re: A Pastor by Odunnu: 10:15am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Na ce maka,ka je gida ka gaya man Mama ka ko wanne abu zaka gaya man. Dan iska ngbatingbati. |
Re: A Pastor by StudioCFR(m): 10:19am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Kini were yi'nso no Anyway sha, back to sender |
Re: A Pastor by Odunnu: 10:47am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Ka ce ma mama ka wei ita ce were nie, and to your 10th generation. Useless child |
Re: A Pastor by babyme1(f): 10:57am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Nice |
Re: A Pastor by StudioCFR(m): 11:05am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Odunnu get behind me u dis product of a wasted generation |
Re: A Pastor by Odunnu: 11:34am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Are you tired of insulting me in your dialect? You want to start up with copy and paste internet insults? You must be stewpid to think i'l fal for your foolishness. What exactly is your problem goat? I asked an innocent and harmless question and the next second you go insulting in your mother tongue! Kant you for once act like a grown up? I pity the family that you bear its name. |
Re: A Pastor by MrCork26: 12:07pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
bilms , ermm brother, waz u smokin crackk when u wrote this joke, coz me NOT undrstand!!! |
Re: A Pastor by StudioCFR(m): 12:52pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
ODUNNU Mo sori gan o i wont answer to such an idio.tic question from a worthless she-goat like u. Are u gonna leave me alone and stop asking me stewpid questions or i toss your asz to the mod |
Re: A Pastor by Odunnu: 1:09pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Studio CFR:I never knew you were ths useless! A total billygoat. Where in ths thread did I direct my question to you?You jumped in and startd your regular mad rants. Other well mannered posters wud have answered nicely or moved on but you must display your brand. Oshi. BTW,whch MOD are you threatning me with?your case is hopeless as in beyond redemption if u thnk any NL MOD wud punish me because of ur series of uncultured acts. Alakori |
Re: A Pastor by StudioCFR(m): 3:05pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Your frustration don reach for u to go jump enter lagoon so as to put your long sufferings to an end. Do small stunt before diving in and dont forget to take off your high hill shoes - BIT.CH i don talk to u reach, na to begin knock your head remain - short woman devil. |
Re: A Pastor by Odunnu: 3:18pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
You are a Dog! A real D.O.G.(Go figure out),and everythng about you attests to it. Looks like you are inseperable with the word 'frustrate',thats a true definition of your person. You kant stand me towering above you,while you look up from your midget height,(sori dog,blame it on your genes). Stop displayin ur lack of 'hometraining' here. Oniranu |
Re: A Pastor by StudioCFR(m): 3:28pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
U wish U tall pass me abi? Ko possible Eranko ni e omo jati jati oshi Better people dey talk U sef raise hand too wan talk I suppose give u bicycle kick for head for even trying to move close to me to measure height Ode oshi |
Re: A Pastor by Odunnu: 3:33pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Duru uwarka,da ubanka! Dandaudu. Shikena! |
Re: A Pastor by StudioCFR(m): 3:38pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Wakka Damburuba shege |
Re: A Pastor by Kunbee: 11:55pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Kids will always be kids |
Re: A Pastor by Mobinga: 2:23am On Nov 17, 2010 |
Invisible joke |
Re: A Pastor by frgy1: 10:38am On Nov 17, 2010 |
Na waa o. Genuine hatred ko wasa? |
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