The following conversation ensued between Kingsley and his wife olivia
Olivia .-, honey do you know our house maid is pregnant
Kingsley.- that' s her problem
Olivai.- neighbors are talking
Kingsley.- that ' s their problem
Olivia.- l' m worried
Kingsley .- that ' s your problem
Olivia.- honey who do you think is responsible
Kingsley.- that ' s her problem
Olivia.- but people say you re the one
Kingsley.- that' s.my problem and let every one takes care of his own problem okay. So main your business haaàaaaaaaha

Mr Kingsley and his wife were on the dinning table eating when arm robbers suddenly break in to the house and asked every one to lie down after they have obeyed to the command the gang master asked Kingsley to collect the gun and kill his wife but Mr Kingsley refuse and told him l should tether die than to kill the women llove so much the robbers persuade him but after so much love l persuasion they discover that the man truly have so much love for his beautiful wife so they collected the gun from him and try the wife to see if the woman too is committed as the husband but immediately the gang master gave the
Gun to the woman she collected it and it pointed at the husband and Mr Kingsley shouted honey and the wife replied don't honey me and she bang at him but unfortunately to her the was no bullet in t
The gun and gang master laughed and said oga do you. See the devil you call your

Be careful who you share secret with three pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problem which the first pastor said my problem is money i do steal even from the church offering .the second mine is women when ever I see any women my desire is to go to bed with her in fact have slept with so many female members in my church Turing to the third pastor to hear his own problem he started crying it took his friend some effort to calm him when they ask him to continue he was still crying and later he said my problem is gossiping when we live this place every body is going to hear what the tow of you have just told me please pray for me I beg and the two pastor fainted

Soft and Rose on phone
This is what transpired between soft and
His girlfriend Rose
Soft :-hello my darling
Rose:-hi my love how are you doing
Soft:- am cool my darling and you
Rose:- am fine too
Soft please l want you to come over to .my place this weekend
Rose :-am sorry my love l can't make it because am going to meet my sister and my friend sharon wedding is this weekend please am sorry okay
Soft :-okay oh l wanted to take you out for shopping but since you don't have chance let's forget it
Rose:- Jesus !!!honey I will come and I will even spend the weekend your place am sorry I was just joking
Soft:- hahahaaaa me too I was just joking my dear

Kingsley :- saw his friend chiboy sleeping so he wake him and asked
Kingsley :-chiboy :-are you sleeping
Chiboy :-no am not sleeping am practicing how to die

Tony and bravo
Tony:- Bravo why are you always on Facebook
Bravo:- l m always there because it s the only place where you can like another man' s wife without getting slapped