American, Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.



A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The Nija man felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet.



When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind. The Nija man explained, "I'm getting a FAX".



The other two fainted!!

Technology

we bad guhhn.luvly

all hail Nigerians!!

Yes OOooh

tenkinorogi

AAAAHHH . . .FINALLY . . .a joke i can actually laugh at.

Tyty . . .were did you find this?
whisper in my ear so i can go and revive my C&P machine.

In my pata

simple

Kunbee:

In my pata

. . .huh

dnt be surprised, its always been there

o boy dis 1 tyt

mykali:

. . .huh

Dont you wear pata

sombody's post is still counting zero

Who

d post don count 1 sha

and d old shall die





































































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u know erery, lol



















































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i never go north b4












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see ur mouth, helpin u out on wat?











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no tnx to scrabble jor, tnx to my brain wey don wake up











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Dont forget to take your Yoyo Bitters today cuz is like dat jedi jedi don dey worry u again

i said so







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cheat ke?







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