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Insanity Test by EmmyBoy2(op): 10:52pm On Feb 06, 2010
INSANITY TEST

The doctors at an insane asylum believe that the place is becoming
overcrowded and decide to release some inmates who they think are ready for the outside world.
They devise a question to ask the patients to test their
readiness for the outside world.
The first inmate appears before the examiners and is asked, "If you were stranded in a desert and could have only one thing with you, what would you want?"


"I'd want a gallon of water so I would not become dehydrated," the inmate answers.

"Very good," says the doctor who is in charge. "You are free to go."

The next patient is asked the same question. He answers, "I'd take an
umbrella so I could protect myself from the Sun."

"Excellent," says the doctor. "You can go."

A third patient enters and in answer to the question says, "That's easy. I'd take a car door."

"And would you tell me why?" the doctor asks.

"It's only logical," says the inmate. "So that when it got too hot, I could
roll down the window."
Re: Insanity Test by Kunbee: 12:35am On Feb 07, 2010
Lol
Re: Insanity Test by Lolajoy(f): 12:43pm On Feb 07, 2010
;d
Re: Insanity Test by princeohms: 4:30pm On Feb 07, 2010
And u said he is mentally disturbed. Thats quite a logic! :-) He is ready for the outside world.
Re: Insanity Test by dani1luv(mod): 4:33pm On Feb 07, 2010
LmAO cheesy
Re: Insanity Test by Kunbee: 12:05am On Feb 08, 2010
Meaning
Re: Insanity Test by kodylicky(f): 9:02am On Feb 08, 2010
abeg they shuld lock him up oo. cheesy cheesy
Re: Insanity Test by snthesis(m): 1:36pm On Feb 08, 2010
Emmy Boy:
INSANITY TEST

A third patient enters and in answer to the question says, "That's easy. I'd take a car door."

"And would you tell me why?" the doctor asks.

"It's only logical," says the inmate. "So that when it got too hot, I could
roll down the window."
the guy no KOLo he is a first class philosopher- he cud actually think through the challenge and profer a perspicuous argument.
Re: Insanity Test by mykali(m): 1:45pm On Feb 08, 2010
snthesis:
the guy no KOLo he is a first class philosopher- he cud actually think through the challenge and profer a perspicuous argument.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked my brain don full oh. shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Insanity Test by Kunbee: 12:15am On Feb 09, 2010
^^ndo sad
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