An astrologer is a person whose career lies in ruins.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A journalist is a person who spends 50% of his time writing what he knows and another 50% of his time talking what he doesn't know.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it "a brief".
A philosopher is a person who doesn't have a job but at least understands why.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain!

We can go on and on,

nice one!!!!!!

Very good

A nairalander is one who spends his time writing what he knows not

^^like you abi

loves dat

A linguist is a person who works so hard to discover his "father's tongue" by not alienating himself from his mother's tongue.
An organist is a person whose life revolves around MIDDLE C.
A bra can be a device, an appliance or an instrument which brings "up" what should have ordinarily stayed down!

Guys, We can do more.

Okoro2015, that was awsome and really, lol

Cool

I agree

wetin i do this girl na.i dey talk ma mind

Pantlick Okolo, u 2much

D.A.V.E:

wetin i do this girl na.i dey talk ma mind

I hear you

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today.

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.

A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

A psychologist lol

EFFRONTERY: Can be defined as that first visit of a newly wed young girl to her very strict dad with her belly shooting out hoping to get congratulatory remarks from him.

ATOMIC BOMB: An invention to end all invention.

EXPERIENCE: A name men give to their mistakes.

ETC: A sign to make others believe that u know more than u actually do.

YAWN: the only time some married men ever get to open their mouths

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

;d ;d ;d

lol

Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

I'm enjoying it, u guys should bring more.

Kool!

nice one okoro my likey

buahahahahahaha!! i don die

Stop it you never die

Pls let him waste away

Kunbee:

Pls let him waste away

Nah nah nah my dear Kunbee. Nobody's gonna die on this thread.

Okoro u r a slacker

Kunbee:

Okoro u r a slacker

Dont be like that

Kunbee:

Pls let him waste away

ure just bitter cuz ure ugly nd i dont love u

Okoro2015:

okoro cheer up dude, am enjoyn ur stuffs, ur critic is no beta dan u. . . .

just passingby

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