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Islander:
You modified the original? LOL was about to ask who do I carry rumours to? you are all a bunch of hyprocrites, Coming to my YIM with heavy tongues, that's why I love to take my time and expose and rid myself of every one of you.

Did not do so, simple inference by implication  
Its a very logical conclusion, some one warned you about me - means you and someone talked about me.
That makes you the No1 hypocrite  

Islander:
You came into something that Had nothing to do with you asshole. Now I will be in your nightmares, dreams, garri et al,

Implication 2 . . . you clearly know why I came into this so lets try being straight forward ok? Thank you.
And babie don't flatter yourself, I can't even remember your face so how do you think you'd remotely make it to my nightmare much less dreams. I don't eat garri so you can't be either.  
Take it from me, if i remotely think about you, you should be infinitely thankful I did  

Islander:
Look at you Somze, NO# hyprocrite. I can still vividly recall you going around Nairaland instigating fights. I am happy you got "saved" Now relax, maybe one day I would to,,

Well you call people a lot of things so calling me a hypocrite is no big deal, it hold as much water as the rest of your nice compliments  
Instigating fights? Me? Really?  
You need an award dearie
about gettin saved . . . i pray that day comes sooner than later  

Somze, you lie even through your butt, and that's gross.

1. Denial, I remembered when moondust and I were fighting, when Omo and others were begging for peace ,you would follow us around stating "let the brawl continue"  LOL,  A liar has no memory,

2. Please Somze, as I said,  don't wait around for the p/ussy, I have "seen" it being promised to others here as well,

3. Keep the emoticons to yourself.they only make you look more foolish. Remotely think about me? LOL. Somze are you suffering from short term memory? you forget so easily? Damn. YOu were on my YIM some days ago lamenting how much you missed talking to me. Fool you didn't know I was avoiding you?

4.I was looking  forward to this day, now that it is here I am having fun.

5. Again, let me and my God rest nah? Is it by force?

6. islander does't associate with snakes, that's why she is ridding herself of the likes of you. And Nairaland is the best place to accomplish such,

Now I'm here so all this ruff nd tumble has to stop right now.

The thread says share your tots and not shed your blood

mukina2:
Sold who out?
why do you always assume that people talk about you

where?
ddnt you see the girl's post?
anyways have fun . Mukina is gone i gots things to do

thinknig the sun is getting hotter but i would go in there with my disguise

thought I told you earlier,NOT to speak to me.

You have been caugth red-handed AGAIN!Now please git, Baby snake,

Islander whats up, how you doing today.

Who are the people getting on your nerves?

Islander
Please quote one lie I told and stop shooting blanks  
1. Let me get this straight you actually think you need an instigator to make you start a war   Now come on dear, you know yourself better than that.   Meanwhile you said I go round Nairaland instigating wars, do you know the meaning of the word. Did i start you and Moondust issue? Did i care what it was about. Girl step up your vocab   Now do you have any real proof that i'm an instigator?

2. What you talk about here is beyond me  

3. If I look foolish should you not be happy? Why complain?  

4. Now I can imply here that as a result of you gossiping about me and believing all the lies you and your crew cooked up you waited to start an unnecessary and silly war with me.  

5. Where did I force you again? Like I said step up your vocab  
Now i think I know the problem, you just like insinuating things.

6. Rid yourself of ME? hhmmm . . . well you call everyone a snake but you never offer the slightest of proof to back your words up.
I show proof that you infact gossip with your very own words.
Please come up with proof and stop shooting blanks ok.  

hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!!!

am like waving a white flag here!!!!!!!!
i come in peace,just wanna share my thots.


am thinking wagwan here.
am i missing something

rubie:
Islander whats up, how you doing today.

Who are the people getting on your nerves?

Rubie I am cool, just dealing with some snakes who thought I was their friend,  fools.


@Somze
let me take my time,

1. You never started the war with myself and Moonie, but you know what you did and what youn said, Like I said you are an instigator so stop lying.

2. Why are you so hell bent on lamenting that I gossip about you? Boy the last time I checked your weren't worth $6 figures.  I just know that I was warned about you, gossip man( you forgot how you got me entangled in your mess last time then claim you were trying to make peace?LOL)

3. Look. Islander has NOT been talking to you for weeks. you took it upon yourself to wake me up some mornings ago to beg me to go post on some birthday thread you made for Nella, as if I f.ucking cared if it was her bday or not,

4. And I have told you over and over that I have[b] 2[/b] friends here on Nairaland and my cous Coco, so people like you never really counted much to me, Gossiping about you wouldn't reward me anything,
BTW according to your gospel everyone gossips about you, just like you were screaming like a bitch on 42nd st in the Sports section.

5. Finally Somze, Island has locked you off,,,please let it go and get going, Don't talk to me bat

somze and Islander
pls stop these now
i dey beg una, just forget it

mdsocks:
somze and Islander
please stop these now
i dey beg una, just forget it

Thanks for you imput, but I beg for the opportunity to expose people like Somze who think that they can get away with being snakes with Islander,  I have been "dying" for this day. Now it is here, please don't deprive me, abeg

Mdsocks
Dont worry bro, there's nothing to forget
Nothin is even on my mind.

Islander
1. Cant you see beyond your misuse of simple english. How can I instigate a war you claimed I did not start? Na wa o. like i say dear, step up your vocab

2. Girl you implied so yourself, so thats my proof . . . something you need to learn how to get. I got you entangled in whose mess? Anyway I dont bring off NL issues here, so no comments on that.

3. Now this is a blatant lie and you know it . . . the talking to me part, please recheck you YIM and Hi5 for appropraite dates. And that Nella thing, i sent it to everyone on my IM and you happen to be on it. Its called Multicast . . . hope you understand this.

4. I have never made such a claim unlike you going around thinking no one has anything better to do than discuss Miss Islander If I as much as accuse anyone of anything I have certain proof or atleast guided inferences. I dont shoot in the dark.

5. Lock me wherever in your head you like girl, i dont give to left shoes about it.

Hope you had a nice day dear

and am still thinking wat is going on here.

am still waving me white flag ooooooo

@islander and somze ,

c'mon nothing last forever, frendships or otherwise
dnt give the haterz a good laugh by spreading details abt eachother on nl.

pulease oooooooooo

Somze you are a blasted liar just like Christopher Columbus,

FYI, MR> Joblesss Educator, my english is very well intact,

Have you forgotten so soon mope? on the Reply signature, Yes or NO ( and I can name more) threads where you would follow brawlers around "begging" them to brawl,  You 2faced man heifer( if there is such a word)

I have exposed and discarded you and your crew, Now move on. Islander does NOT mingle with Snakes, and that's what you and your likes are,

Yes I started the war with Nella, so what? I did it and I don't give a damn, I never called you, but as we say in the islands ( you use sparts to catch whales) Now that I have done what I wanted to do, get LOST,

PS.please Somze stop the lying because I can have my " secretary" send me all our convos and post them here. yes I have my own Secretary whom I copy and paste everything any NLder says to me, since I know its customary for you people to lie through your teeth, I do so to safe guard myself


@Jejelolatu,
Friend from where? This is called PAYBACK, No one steps on my tail and escape,

   _{eehhh, am thinkin u guys b jokin right ??}    

Islander . . . ^{sis dear tak it easy}

somze . . ._{Oh not again.Easy man iight ??}

xtopher columbus was a liar?
lol at that.

let it go girl, sh.t happes, we all just got to let it go.

have been there before[ the sports thread raging fire]
some pees just kept fuelling it.
they will do the same here.
free them girl.
sure u wanna do this??


@ somze
wetin na?/
its okay.haba!!!!!!!!

Where is this mental case of a person: almondjoy

jejelolatu:
xtopher columbus was a liar?
lol at that.

Yes he was, claiming to discover places that he never sat foot on

jejelolatu:
xtopher columbus was a liar?
lol at that.

let it go girl, sh.t happes, we all just got to let it go.

have been there before[ the sports thread raging fire]
some pees just kept fuelling it.
they will do the same here.
free them girl.
sure u want to do this??

Yes shit happens, but not when you have assholes sticking their noses where it doesn't belong, even if they were promised some "baca" (sex) Assholes,


@Naija baby, It's all good, Just that I am allergic to snakes and back stabbers, Nothing personally dearie

Islander
Cant you just put up 1 simple lie i told come on.
If i'm such a huge liar you should have tonnes of evidence to prove the fact

1. You have exposed and discarded me and my crew - whoever they are - with nothing but empty rubbish. Not a single statement based on fact or any sort of proof. The best you did was bring up a war between you and moondust. And you absolve me of any blame when you said it started before me. So how am I an instigator. Clean up your english ok, don't let a jobless, not worth $6 dollar educator correct you.

2. Please get your secretary to bring up all my files and be kind enough to post them to prove once and for all you are an Angel and I'm such a big fat liar.

I'm too poor to have a secretary so i rely on yahoo messenger archives and hi5 mail. Not that i'd post them here but I'd love to go through what your secretary sent to see if it was tampered with 

Islander
As much as i'll like to stay here and continue our little chit chat, i'm a lil bit hungry plus this is getting boring.

I trust you to go ahead with your shooting arrows in the dark technique, I pray you get something one of these days worth fighting about.

somze:
Islander
Cant you just put up 1 simple lie i told come on.
If i'm such a huge liar you should have tonnes of evidence to prove the fact

1. You have exposed and discarded me and my crew - whoever they are - with nothing but empty rubbish. Not a single statement based on fact or any sort of proof. The best you did was bring up a war between you and moondust. And you absolve me of any blame when you said it started before me. So how am I an instigator. Clean up your english ok, don't let a jobless, not worth $6 dollar educator correct you.

2. Please get your secretary to bring up all my files and be kind enough to post them to prove once and for all you are an Angel and I'm such a big fat liar.

I'm too poor to have a secretary so i rely on yahoo messenger archives and hi5 mail. Not that i'd post them here but I'd love to go through what your secretary sent to see if it was tampered with  

Somze, get lost, As I said earlier. Move on Islander has rid you and those who associate with you.  I don't mingle with reptiles, I am allergic.

No I did NOT discard you and your entourage based on rubbish, but rather on your evidences, prick,

The audacity of you threatening Islander, please boy get your head check,

The truth hurts I know, The threads are there to prove what you do best on NL and that is fuel wars, Get a job a real one,

Islander has an exam soon, but she will be back,

PS, I told you NEVER to mess with me, now you know, BTW where is Nella? you jumped in to save her now she has deserted your sorry ass, WOW!

You know what I actually am starting to think you believe all this rubbish you spew

You are amazing

Me threaten you? Na wa o, please stop the flattery abeg, Miss Islander will . . . how do you say it again . . . you know that line you use about stepping on your tail

The truth hurts?
What truth?

Girl I have to admit this, you are good. Hell you are so paranoid and delusional i swear those words were created to explain your existence . . . i mean this in the nicest way possible love

You are so funny, you should have you own stand up comedy show

Evidences? yeh, more like the one US used agains Iraq's Weapon's of Mass Disappearances.

Now this is to all - I have nothing against you Islander, you are paranoid and delusional, and you seem to think every one gossips about you or hates you and that is YOUR issue to deal with not mine.

Without any proof displayed by you to indict me on any charges I successfully rest by excellent case.

Success in your exams and have a nice day
Bye Bye my erm . . . what are we again?

It gives me chills each time one of you losers call me crazy,  I just love it.

Now please mr. short-term memory, go back to your first post to me on this thread. Now bat, didn't you threaten me about stepping in your territory? Now tell me who is delusional, asswax,

The truth hurts, all my haters shall be exposed right here, especially those who reside on my YIM, I will take my time and deal with you one by one here in public.

Keep your emoticons child, use them to make yourself look better,

Islander has no space in her schedule for people like you,

Again, this should come as no surprize to you Somze, I NEVER trusted you,,, so all along I was playing your game, I read a lot of threads so I knew who you are boy.

Look around and see those "crying" about me thinking they hate me are the ones who are guilty.

FYI you and no one in your entourage pay my bills, rent etc, so who cares whether or not you talk about me or hates me[/b]PS, When I visit my "shrink" I would make mention of you, maybe he/she would prescribe something for you too,  oPPs,  Not sure if they give medication for Snakes,

Now run along and stay away from me. [b]Paranoid and Delusion are synonymous to me, as lying and gossiping and instigating are to you Somze, ########## You have officially been added to my NLHB, ( google that, lololololol)

Behave your self dear,
I think you should start consulting me before going on the offensive   
You are entering into my territory, remember we still have our peace treaty   
Let it rest dear

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-40613.2816.html#msg1608399

Is that the threat you are on about?
Na wa o, abeg make una help me laugh for this one   

I give up girl. You are worse than i thought, even after i told you what i did on YIM you still think that was a threat. And thats why you are fighting me? 

Islander:
PS, When I visit my "shrink" I would make mention of you, maybe he/she would prescribe something for you too,  oPPs,  Not sure if they give medication for Snakes,

Babie, thats the best statement you've made all day.
I really think you need that, and you can mention anyone you want, as far as it would make you get better ok?
I'll pray for you and my crew - please name them for me - will pray too ok dear?

Somze when would you stop lying boy? Didn't your parents tell you it's bad?

I am fighting you? Who came at who? Look as I said stay the f.uck away from Neelsel,

Yes! yes! I am crazy, Didn't you know? Well now you know, so anything I do and say I cannot be held accountable,

Get freaking lost, and while you are praying, pray for your crew and yourself that you may all repent of your "snakish" ways and stop the e-gossiping, it is bad for friendships, Now tata, I have to go make Myself, C and Mama proud,

oopzzz neva knew all dis has being goin on. . chei! d notification didnt cum on tym. .

u guyz must be joking

please. . please. . pleaseeeeeeeee. . i beg of u guys. . stopppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!

moi luvly sis and big bruv _{im on ma knees}

hmmmm. . .lol, wonders never last. . . y argue with a fool. . . let her say all she got to say, as the old saying goes, sticks and stones, baby!!!! some people just want to make a rep!!! hon, say all you gotta say, maybe when you get tired and finally find a life, you'll settle down. . . you hear. i dnt have time to trace insults with you. . its not worth it. . i mean, just because your life went upside down dnt mean i gotta fall with ya. wow. . . orisirisi awon eniyan lowa.



We must accept finite disappointment,but NEVER lose infinite hope- MLK jr
Don't worry, I won't loose hope that someone will finally come and save you from urself.

Islander:
PS, I told you NEVER to mess with me, now you know, BTW where is Nella? you jumped in to save her now she has deserted your sorry ass, WOW!

having gone back to d last 3 pages of this thread I have just one question, : Did u even leave your sit at all??

OMGosh, so, the outside world refuse to receive u and u come and take it out on Nl?? - Suddenly u want to beef Nella and the funny part : because u - " don't . . . don't . . . like . . . me . . " _{blows her nose with a hankie and wipes her eyes} LMAO! Você é ridículo menina amiga!

there's nothing i can say to u that haven't been said ( acctually the only thing that need to be said is : grow up, people have better things to do than chatter about u or stay on nl and play two years old with u).


Thinkin . . . wonder how this thread would look like tomorrow

Thinkin . . . Biology test tomorrow, i need a magic pen

lol. . . girl, dnt worry abt her na.

biology test? not that much. . .try organic chemistry!!! my weak spot!! boring ass class boring ass lecturer

OMG!! Just took a break from my studies to see these two ugly ass fools here spewing crap.

Toyin stinking womanliness, didn't I whipped your ass and sent you to your project last night? Look bitch, Islander has an excellent life, great job, honorable family. Unlike you refugee. Your bleached out ass should be hiding from the immigration instead of running about town acting all straight.

You took it upon your dunce ass to engage yourself in something that had absolutely nothing to do with you. You stink mouth, go floss those yellow teeth you hide when attempting to smile.

Your whoring mother needs to tell you who exactly your real father is, instead of having you believed it's the neighbour's husband. All your type does is sell your sick p.ussies all over the world,

Now bitch get a life and a job.

@Nella, que las ti ma, The outside world has rejected me? ROFLMSAO, You have not a clue who Islander is, so I suggest when you go about spreading your hideous legs, you do your investigation,

Nella you too need to try getting your papers in order, you refugee. All you and your likes do is over populate other pples countries while depleting their resources.

Let me get back to my studies, but I would be back,

LMAO. . .very ridiculous. no self-respect at all. a young adult like me trying to help you out , someone as old as you ^shame, in your areas of many flaws.

you notice you say the same curses on every thread. babe, its time to upgrade. guess you're the only one with mother and father? yet u display yourself thus? haba. . .islander why lie na?

who did you beat? you want me to star trading insults with u while i got better things to do? are you that stupid? who did this to you girl? they should be punished b/c your stupidity has evoluted itself to another form o. . .its what they call maniac, retardation o

hehehehe

you beat me? girl, you crazzzzzzzzy!!!!!! i prefer action better than words. .since i can't reach you and mop you with the gutter. . there's no point.

you like the word pussy so much. . .why don't you just do surgery and change your hermaphrodite self to a female? its what runs in your generation for ages na. and while your doing that. . .check with a pastor. . i beg you. . .