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Temporal by JoshMedia(op):
An Ekiti Doctor can't find a job after graduation and so decided to open a clinic and puts a sign post outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

An Ijebu Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"

Ekiti Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

Ijebu Lawyer:
"Ugh..this is kerosene"

Ekiti Doctor:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed Ijebu Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Ekiti Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Ekiti Doctor:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming Ijebu Lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Ijebu Lawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"

Ekiti Doctor:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
The Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k,
not 100k"

Ekiti Doctor:
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"

You can't beat an Ekiti man.

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Re: Temporal by Adamsberlin(m): 10:31am On Sep 24, 2017
grin LOL oga nice crack up
Re: Temporal by JoshMedia(op):
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