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Don't Copy If You Cannot Paste Simple. by Uchamichael888(op): 4:17pm On Sep 28, 2017
An Inspirational speaker said: "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".
Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother". A big round of applause and laughter followed.
One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home. After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife....
After a moment he tried to recall the second line......
By the time he regained consciousness, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy if you cannot paste simple.

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Re: Don't Copy If You Cannot Paste Simple. by Jagermeister(m): 4:30pm On Sep 28, 2017
I visited him at the hospital..

He's name is Peter and his surname isn't Okoye oh.

Me: how did this happen bro.

Peter: see wetin my wife do me because I wan make am laugh.

Me: you don't try to make women laugh in this economy when it's not involving $£.

For telling these sort of jokes...

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