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Terrorist by femionasan(m): 3:24pm On Feb 21, 2007
If you are sitting next to somone  that  irritates you on a plane or train ,

1.) Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2.) Remove your laptop.

3.)  Switch it on.

4.) Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5.) Open  this email message.

6.) Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7.) Then hit this link: www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
Re: Terrorist by hola2ng(m): 5:31pm On Feb 21, 2007
That was crazy man.
Tight ! LMAO
Re: Terrorist by Maneater1(f): 9:45am On Feb 22, 2007
shocked

that is brilliant. grin
Re: Terrorist by kay9(m): 6:38pm On Jul 15, 2008
Cool, but not so cool. I waited till the countdown got to zero, and there was - nothing. Lame. undecided
Re: Terrorist by Jeovy(m): 6:40pm On Jul 15, 2008
Kay,you be suicide bomber?
Re: Terrorist by benjay1(m): 10:25am On Jul 16, 2008
~ femionasan That was kool, i was kinda scared when it counted down to zero,
Actually thought my laptop would blow-up . . . lol.
Re: Terrorist by djcrooky(m): 1:48pm On Jul 16, 2008
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Re: Terrorist by akinsadeez(m): 3:05pm On Jul 16, 2008
Hey man,my computer got blown up.Now you mut get me a new one,
Re: Terrorist by benjay1(m): 4:07pm On Jul 16, 2008
akinsadeez:

Hey man,my computer got blown up.Now you mut get me a new one,

~akinsadeez No dey lie, na cafe you dey.
If you want the whole NLD crew to contribute money for a laptop for you, just say it.
After all we contributed and organised jeovy and princesa's wedding.
Re: Terrorist by Abbygyal(f): 5:02pm On Jul 16, 2008
lol
Re: Terrorist by sammy6(m): 5:25pm On Jul 16, 2008
lol grin grin grin
Re: Terrorist by snipesc3(m): 5:35pm On Jul 16, 2008
well i met the couter at zerooo, so i don't think that will scare any one, well all the same maybe i missed the explosion that's ok maybe that's why am still alive ;d . all the same maybe i will be the next suicide bomber ;d that was great all the same[color=#770077][/color]

Re: Terrorist by benjay1(m): 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Anoda drunk broda in the house.
Re: Terrorist by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Jul 17, 2008
my gawd that was near shocked
Re: Terrorist by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jul 17, 2008
this is crazy men
Re: Terrorist by mohawkchic(f): 5:56pm On Jul 17, 2008
~LOL You got me on that one!! My Heart Beat Doubled!! cant Imagine wut that will do an Annoying Passenger sitting next to me!! grin

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