NovaCare:
Since when did pythons start having fangs? Pythons don't attack by biting. They only constrict.

They dont have venom, but they have fangs to bite and hold their preys while constricting.

I hate snakes with passion. They are creepy and deadly stealthy. Where you don't expect to see them, is where they creep to. I wish all snake on the planet will go the way of the Dinosaurs.
Death to all snaky creatures.

Oga explorers, this news is over a year old na.

Was on yahoo months back. Was all over the internet.

And they say you are "current".

Haba


May 26, 2016!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/10-foot-long-python-bites-185540842.html

http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/thai-man-on-the-mend-after-toilet-encounter-with-penis-biting-python

kizolo:
I swear I won't be able to forgive myself if anything happens to my d1ck

lmao

lekanolaolu:
Okay... Nothing is really romantic about this. So then, why is it under romance section?

,
dick na

ArchangeLucifer:
Oga explorers, this news is over a year old na.

Was on yahoo months back. Was all over the internet.

And they say you are "current".

Haba


May 26, 2016!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/10-foot-long-python-bites-185540842.html

http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/thai-man-on-the-mend-after-toilet-encounter-with-penis-biting-python

Is already on the source, is stale to you but new to me and some

Explorers:


Is already on the source, is stale to you but new me and some

Hmmm

Abeg make I go close my closets before Python go visit one's house... Miolewaku...my john bull is very precious to me...

bite for John thomos....dats no a good idea ooo. Na only God knows how the man will ebe feeling immediately after the attack. get well soon prick...lol

Vicintonsh:
Mehn
The snake must be wanting to be giving him BJ

May python BJ fall on you

If na naija this kind thing happen.. The snake next location na ontop firewood..

Village people would be blamed sharply...

How that wn take konsign me na[color=#006600][/color]

Meanwhile some python in Nigeria be like

ceeceeuwa:
Why release it back to the wild...it may prolly find its way back to another home. I'm sure that Python is obsessed with di ck.

na female python

Chisos! I actually read this story while seating on a water closet. It wasn't until I had finished, I remembered where I was.

Jisox, i can remember back in UNi days, got a friend who went to the toilet, this time was the type that spits venom, men them wann kill the thing. This one they still tried saving it. That man' ballz will be spitting fire once he is ok.

Released back to the wild.....lala et al, una come see ooo

Oboy,that python na female python o
well the python get mouth sha

kizolo:
I swear I won't be able to forgive myself if anything happens to my d1ck

I swear. Me too

Python don't bite, the squeeze, crush and Swallow, make dem no dey post fake news op

Explorers:
A man in Thailand suffered huge blood loss after a python sank its fangs into his penis while he was sitting on the toilet.

Atthaporn Boonmakchuay, 38 tried desperately to break free after the huge snake attacked in the bathroom of his home in Chachoengsao, east of the capital Bangkok.


The 38-year-old reportedly reached down with his hand after feeling a sharp bite only to discover the serpent's jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.


Atthaporn screamed out for his wife as he thrashed around trying to dislodge the 11ft python.


Moments before collapsing, he managed to tie rope around the snake's head and tie it to the bathroom door.


But he was rushed to hospital after suffering horrific blood loss in the ordeal.


Footage shows emergency crews trying to ease the python out of pipes under the toilet and using hammers to smash it free.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3608547/Every-man-s-worst-nightmare-Python-sinks-fangs-man-s-penis-sits-toilet-agonising-struggle-break-free-leaves-hospital-blood-loss.html

the python must have seen the dangling dick and thought oh here is another rival kikikikik

Meanwhile on a lighter note, the rate at which replies crawl up toilets in Thailand and Indonesia is alarming in as much as I don't like our drainage systems in naija it is better to build yah own for yah house cos many of this replies crawl up from the sewers

McBeal10:
lala explain this

I'm not a man but I feel the pain he went through when that snake bit his thing

sank its fangs on the tip of his joystick....

Mehn.. Its better you flog me 1000strokes of the cane on my buttock

ChiefPiiko:
.....he has lost all hope of procreation

How did you know?

Water no dey run for that toilet, see drums of water

Damn! this is why I always check toilet before I sit on it

lekanolaolu:
Okay... Nothing is really romantic about this. So then, why is it under romance section?

Cux it mentioned dick*

kizolo:
I swear I won't be able to forgive myself if anything happens to my d1ck

wallahi even me

ima4sure:
that is why i always pour a good quantity of salt into the wc.....to avoid stories that touch.

Does salt kill snakes?

Omo this one weak me, can't imagine it,nah to run disengage my dick for the thing fang.

what will I not see in this world.
python want to give BJ. issoryt.

Sometimes there's advantage in disadvantage, if no be say Naija ppl sabi turn these tinz to peppersoup, enough d**ks for don disappear here too. See dem still free am, e go soon go chop another person p***y.

Explorers:
Footage shows emergency crews trying to ease the python out of pipes under the toilet and using hammers to smash it free.


The reptile was then made safe and placed in a bag ahead of being released back in wild, according to local News.

There are reports that the snake had swam up pipes to the house before emerging in the bathroom.

dis is bad phyton never leave if it bite it prey,d man shld hav ask 4 a knife & cut it pfucking head off!useless python,in 9ja we dnt hav aliving space 4 dem except in a pot of soup.