A man dies & goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each
country and decides he'll pick the least painful to
spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "what do they do
here?" He is told "first, they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails
for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he
moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell
and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German
hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that
there is a long line of people waiting to get in,
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in an electric chair
for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you
for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells
why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks
the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the
electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for
but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to
sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes
back home for private business."

ooookkaayy, heard it before

LOL funny!!

dat was really funny, (clapping of hand)!!!! wooooohooooo!!!!, basket mouth has nothing on you!!
ENCORE!!!!!!! heheheheeee, (ok dis has to stop) lol.

now thats fonnie

but dont start posting nonsense for us later

chei! Nigerian hell?
what of Nigrtian heaven?