An igbo Corper was posted to a Yoruba speaking school
To lecture English Language
Corper: Who can make a sentence with the letter "H"
Pupil: Enry It the Ammer on the Ead
(meaning Henry Hit the Hammer on the Head)
Corper: HEMPHASISE THE HETCH,HEMPHASISE THE HETCH,HYOU HIGNORANT HIDIOTU HEMPHASISE THE HETCH
(meaning emphasise the "H",emphasise the "H",you ignorant idiot,emphasise the "H"

Good one. Good one