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Staggering Drunk by femionasan(m): 2:08pm On Mar 19, 2007
A young man was staggering about drunk with a key in his hand.

"What's going on?" inquired a passing cop.

"They stole my car!" said the man.

"Where did you last see it?"

"On the end of this key!"

The cop looked him over and said, "Are you aware, sir, that your privates are hanging out of your trousers?"

"Holy Crap!" exclaimed the man. "They got my girlfriend too!"
Re: Staggering Drunk by folly69(m): 2:38pm On Aug 15, 2008
lol
Re: Staggering Drunk by lexicon(m): 2:47pm On Aug 15, 2008
Xpanciate
Re: Staggering Drunk by Nobody: 2:49pm On Aug 15, 2008
grin good one
Re: Staggering Drunk by lexicon(m): 3:00pm On Aug 15, 2008
Re: Staggering Drunk by tufe(m): 8:25pm On Aug 15, 2008
ok
Re: Staggering Drunk by ifyalways(f): 2:19am On Aug 16, 2008
lexicon:


me too cheesy
Re: Staggering Drunk by tufe(m): 11:20am On Aug 16, 2008
@lexicon

it means that when he is in his car (probably driving), his girl friend gives him a Mouth Action.
Re: Staggering Drunk by folahann(m): 12:19pm On Aug 16, 2008
hahahahaha cheesy what a drunk
Re: Staggering Drunk by tufe(m): 6:02pm On Aug 16, 2008
yeah yeah
Re: Staggering Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 4:25pm On Aug 17, 2008
Damn, this my fuckn true life story oembarassed 1993 precisely.
Re: Staggering Drunk by tufe(m): 4:30pm On Aug 17, 2008
u see ur life cheesy
Re: Staggering Drunk by MrInfo1(m): 6:07pm On Aug 17, 2008
Yeah, but i don repent now

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