₦airaland Forum

Glamourgal:
that's the biggest sacarsm ive heard today on Nairaland 

my choice my dear my choice

and it continues,

@muki

Don't Let Razorr catch you! You are messing with her boyfriend

pre-intimacy stop haba

ugodaniel:
@Omo Eko, are yu trying yo tell me that of all the dudes on nairaland, The man on that profile is your take on Mr. Nairaland!

Come to think of it, can we get a glimpse of yu? _{then i can decide to evaluate your choice of Mr. Nairaland}

I never said he took the place of Mr nairaland ohhhhh
What i said was that he was better than Star01

and stop worrying about what i look like, lot of people are curious , and to those that saw my pics know damn well am very pretty.

show us wot u got OMO eko 

Glamourgal:
show us wot u got OMO eko

sorry oh but i can't be seen if i don't want people to kidnape me since i got a lot of haters on NL

hmmm-----shortlisting eh?---no go shorlist witch join oo!

@Omo Eko, if really you're as pretty as you make it seem, then out with your pic! 'nuff said

hEY fOLKS, tHiS tOpIC aInT 'aBOUT bEaUTy & tHE bEaSt'

iT's aBOuT a gUY(mUA) wHO nEEDS a wOMAN(U!)

I never said he took the place of Mr nairaland ohhhhh
What i said was that he was better than Star01

tHANKS oMO eKO. kUDOS tO yOUR hUBBY. wHETHER iT's rIGHT oR wRONG yOU aRE a rEAL deFintion oF bEaUTY!!

cjlooks could u make it any more formal, this na woman u dey find no be job o

Here is my friend's CV that is found below. @cjlooks, what do you think of Jane Doe? Let me know!!!      

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Jane M. Doe
123 ABC Street
Nigeria Africa 12345-4321
Phone: (000) 321-1234
Email: janedoe@fakeemail.net

Professional Profile:
A highly talented and enthusiastic unmarried Husband Seeker with great deal of housewife experience in family-compatible environment relationships such as husband, wife, baby, toddler, dog, mother, father, environmental attitudes/beliefs/activities, and quality of marriage and relationship life related to the environment, Nigeria growth, Nigeria environmental policy and other special problems in family relationship. Demostrated experience in sexuality, baby-birthing, conducting matchmaker survey data, parenting alternative methods and family modeling.

Objective:
A challenging position that will both utilize and strengthen the organizational and motivational skills acquired in over 10 years of diverse and demanding responsibilities.

Education:
2-year Associate Degree was completed at Women's Homemaker College, with membership of the Dean's list 5 out of 6 semesters. 

Working Experience:
Recently completed over 10 years as a suburban homemaker and mother of three children with skills in the following areas:

[list]
[li]Budgeting - Accountable for the control and disbursement of an annual budget of $59,200. [/li]

[li]Prioritizing - Established schedules, meet deadlines, and simultaneously co-ordinate several diverse task. [/li]

[li]Training and Supervision - Trained, instructed, and directed three junior associates, whose development was under my jurisdiction, in a wide variety of skills (from bicycle riding to writing term papers to managing a paper route.) [/li]

[li]Recruitment, Interviewing, and Selection of Personnel - Hired a variety of professionals, including electrician, physician, decorators, and babysitters. [/li]

[li]Purchasing - Analyzed and initiated purchase of low budget to high ticket items, including 2 automobiles, 950 square yards of carpeting, a 24-cubic-foot freezer, medical services and 6 rooms of furniture. [/li]
[/list]

Skills:
housechore, all housechore appliances, sewing, and computer proficient.

Personal Data:
DATE OF BIRTH: 31th January 1987
LANGUAGES: fluent English & Yoruba
NATIONALITY:  Nigerian
SEX:   Female
STATE OF ORIGIN:  Ogun State
DRIVING LICENSE: full, clean
DEPENDENTS: 3 children at age 1, 3, 5

References:
1. Seun, Nairaland Administrator, webmaster@fakenairaland.com, (000) 321-1234
2. Uspry1, Nairaland Member, uspry1@fakeemail.com,
3. Just4Fun, Women's HomeMaker College President, just4fun@wmnhmmkr_fakeemail.net (111) 222-3333

Which Jane Doe b dat Abi na U form Am

@ugodaniel
Weting my pic go do for u  
anyway we were talking about hooking this guy up with a nice babe

cjlooks:
hEY fOLKS, tHiS tOpIC aInT 'aBOUT bEaUTy & tHE bEaSt'

iT's aBOuT a gUY(mUA) wHO nEEDS a wOMAN(You!)

tHANKS oMO eKO. kUDOS tO yOUR hUBBY. wHETHER iT's rIGHT oR wRONG yOU aRE a rEAL deFintion oF bEaUTY!!

thank u jare

@uspry1

The CV looks fake
and the email looks like the one a scammer/ 419 will u.
So i guess the lady is Igbo(Jane M. Doe)

@Omo Eko

Look, CV is not real thing, just sample CV! I google "homemaker CV" i found. I modified myself to fill in all missing contact info, skill and personal data

Give gals to modify their own CV with their own words to be submitted to cjlooks. Cjlooks want text msg on his cellfone receiving application (CV).

chuckdee4:
cjlooks could u make it any more formal, this na woman u dey find no be job o

d bros is not yet updated---make u update am

@ Uspry1

Nice job! It's easy to point out creativity when a person sees one.

Nairalanders u will not kill me o! rolling on the floor

YeaH!!

i'Ve gOt a hAnDfuL oF cVs hEre, buT sTiLL feel reLuCTaNT tO cLOsE tHIS oPeNiNg. sO i sUgGeST a mEMbeR oF tHis rOOm mOVeS A mOtIOn tO cLOsE tHe oPeNInG.


hOw pATieNT!!

ClOsE ThE MoTiOn

CoNtInUe D mOtIoN

hi my name

Hmmm