I Am Something - Literature - Nairaland
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| I Am Something by Ariyatech(op): 4:35pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
I AM SOMETHING I check the expiry date of gala before buying it I still shout "UP NEPA" when light is restored I confirm your honesty repeatedly even if you ve sworn with a Bible I press for confirmation even after asking if the Bread is soft I count my money after the ATM has dispensed immediately I check all #1000 notes thoroughly to be sure its not fake currency I only spend torn money at night I cut the toothpaste pack just to make sure there's no waste I talk to myself in front of a mirror Behind closed door First thing I do in the morning after prayer is to Facebook More available HERE https://storeearena..com/2018/08/i-am-something.html?m=1 I put off every electrical appliances before going out I blame the president for every misfortune I finish my plate of rice before eating the meat I open my mouth to broken wall when I have a sore throat I look left,right, then left again before crossing a one way road I am always shouting the name of God for no reason I am Nigerian How Nigerian are you?
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